Chris Dawe

Disdain is a key part of the breed standard.

Comedians still welcome, I assume?

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

A rough beast? Slouching toward Jerusalem? In this economy?

Well you are sure as fucking hell worthy of better than that.

Is it just me or does it feel like just about every single industry is in a self-inflicted death spiral? Seriously. Tell me one sector that feels like it's really thriving in late-stage capitalism, other than, apparently, billionaire pedophiles and war criminals?

This is the polymarket category I need.

Bro is the first motherfucker to shoot down a single F-15 in action. And he shoots down three.

There may be an asterisk to this achievement.

Among other things, my Fuchsia Dunlop cookbooks are looking askance at the concept.

Remember when it was so embarrassing for Russia to have to ask North Korea for ordnance? Boy, hate to be a former superpower whose ego trips’ reach exceeds its grasp

Reads like a setup for pulling out at the last minute and blaming the fake news meanies.

“But what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

man 1999 seems like just yesterday but what a fucking brutal couple of decades it has been

Ukrainian air defense operators watching other countries struggling to take down Iranian Shaheds

Make sure you have the good shoes; at this rate you won’t be able to stop until January.

“Do you keep an AR-15 near each baby?”

US women's team sadly trying to choke down risotto alla milanese with a glass of Franciacorta knowing what they could have had

Absolute monsters. It takes an evil heart to do this to people.

They may still get that mattress chain store endorsement.

Avon Barksdale
Stringer Bell
Marlo Stanfield
Slim Charles

Someone just brought home frozen pizza and wine, and that sounds like an excellent idea.

God, combat legs were the funniest thing ever.

If only I had known, we would not have watched it last night.

personally if I were sitting behind a man proclaiming that my entire job was meaningless and my power was as dust in his eyes I would not smile and clap and nod and stand but that is one of many ways Mike Johnson and I are different

[Incinerated by the rocket exhaust]

I mean, you gotta prop up a declining user base somehow.

I bet you adjust the racks before you pre-heat, too.

Fine. You’re better than me. So be it.

U-S-A 🇺🇸

It's the entire reason my personal gmail account has hit the threshold where Google constantly advertises Google Workspace to me.