Murph04

I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

In meatspace I'm constantly dropping bangers that you internet friends will never be privy to

I'm a bad person. I believe I could have done anything.

10x15, Pressure Points

“If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can’t they invent a way to end this stupid war?"

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Has there been any follow-up on Trump blowing Clinton, or are we at the stage where something like that can be forgotten?

there is so much allegory in this photo give them a pulitzer

Y'all need to be ready for when Resident Evil 5 Remake comes out, and there's a scene of Wesker looking longingly at a Polaroid of his pre-teen son Jake

I understand this is how @broganchattin.bsky.social starts several of his mornings

During the Rapture,
Will there also be content?
Yes, there will also be content
About the Rapture.

A panel of Peanuts. Charlie Brown hunches over a piece of paper with a pencil while Linus cries out "I am too small to know how to write...I am just a little boy...just a helpless little boy..."

Me when job apps demand a cover letter

If you had actually started any yet you'd knew that Lara Croft went to the south pole well before she went to the north

"Hope this email finds you well. Just to circle back to some things discussed earlier, I intend to hold you for the longest time"

"I think you ought to know, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
Is a very funny lyric tbh

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

I can attest.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

You're incredibly real and correct for this take Gagan

Complicated and mysterious to purpose

I dunno. Gadget to me always implied a singular purpose or implementation. Surely "Device" is more apt?

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

Just found out my wife might be losing her job, so I'm desperately searching for work. Contract, full-time, freelance, whatever. Press, PR, consulting, anything. I have 16 years of editorial experience and have been writing about games for 13. Reviews, news, previews, guides, etc. RTs appreciated.

Make gifts for people

I kinda thought Matt Forney was out of the game when it was revealed he ran a blog where he posed as a tradwife talking about how cunnilingus is unnatural and women secretly hate sex

Back in the day, when a Man had constipation, he had nothing but time alone with his thoughts. Now a Boy can escape to the internet while his b-hole strains against his dietary choices

We had a good run

Jesus Christ Schroeder

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

On my notepad for $10 Billion Ideas I've just written down "Drac the Ripper: Dracula is Jack the Ripper"