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Jacob Baugher

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Words in Flash Fiction Online, Radon, Incensepunk. Forthcoming from Abyss & Apex, Dream Theory Media Assistant Editor for Flash Fiction Online Lead guitar for Cokeworks, the band Creator & Host of The Archetypist substack Library Assistant

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We had bitter cold last week

Now there's thunder.

Go home, Ohio, you're drunk.

20.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

18.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 41053 πŸ” 10836 πŸ’¬ 476 πŸ“Œ 1027

Just two weeks left on Nebula nominations and a few days for the BSFAs. If you’re still reading short stories for these awards, I’d be honoured if you’d consider this one.

17.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Goooooood morning BosKone

#boskone2026

14.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The March for Life bringing measles to DC feels like another thing that would be written for a satire but since satire is dead it's reality.

08.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

BIG DENTISTRY is keeping us down

06.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The shaman flings a handful of powder into the fire. The flames pulse, casting a weird, #lambent glow across the cave walls. The crude renderings of animals shift and writhe, and the clan gasps as new images form. Vast herds of prey, a clear direction, an end to hunger.

#vss365 #microfiction

05.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dream Waterfall casts its own light, #lambent, and full of rainbows. Each refraction offers a potential tomorrow, ephemeral as ripples.

I spent hours there in my cloudy youth, drunk deeply from fancy, until we met.

Not dreams, I realized, but future memories of you.

#vss365 #microfiction πŸ’™πŸ“š

05.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

04.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your #vss365 #prompt for Feb 4 is #ghost

"But that isn’t all.
Some of my ghosts are planets.
Not bright. Not young.
Spiraling deep in the dusk of my body
as saucers or moons
pleased with their belts of colored dust
& hailing no others."

'Ghosts', Kiki Petrosino

#4

04.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

God: "and this one will be good at micro fiction, which no one really pays for"

Gabriel: "make him want to publish a novel with a trad publisher, lol"

04.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

04.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 22059 πŸ” 6932 πŸ’¬ 540 πŸ“Œ 414

AerynCore hitman story right here

04.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The contract gig is a messy one. There’re no guarantees, no absolutes. I don’t promise my clients I'll get their man. What I like to say is every target has a #ghost of a chance, even if, most of the time, that just means they’re gonna get every opportunity to BE a ghost.

#vss365 #microfiction

04.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bits of your soul leak into the screen, transmuted into ones and zeroes. Far-flung in undersea ley lines.

After you're gone, I open the dull machine in the dark morning, read your remnants circling the singularity.

An accretion disk, regurgitating the #ghosts of who we are
#vss365 #microfiction πŸͺπŸ“š

04.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And we talk about #pain on a scale from one to ten and point to a drawing of a face that's meant to show how much we're breaking behind the mask we don't admit to wearing and everything is fine we're fine it's fine it's one long run-on sentence and we hide our bitten nails in our sleeves

🏷️ #vss365

03.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I *knew* it

03.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, did you rip this directly from my unpublished novel that only I've read? 🀣

03.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dying hurts. No one tells you that. There’s #pain from whatever killed you, sure. Cancer, car wreck, a hail of bullets, but it’s getting ripped out of one state of being and shoved into the next that’s the real agony. In other words, ghosts don’t moan because they’re sad.

#vss365 #microfiction

03.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomato soup simmers on the stove. Basil, sugar, acid.

We'd go on lunch dates. Me, 7, you 70. Grilled cheese and BLTs. I can't remember your crooked smile, our checkers games in April.

Just you on the hospice bed. Purple veins, paper skin.

Nothing behind your eyes but #pain
#vss365 #microfiction

03.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, flash king

02.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Little Junie had the #soul sight. She’d point to nice Mr. Hayward at the grocery and yell, β€œCupcake!” When she saw Mrs. Patel at the daycare, she’d clap and coo, β€œIce cream!” But when Ms. Ash, the landlord, came around, she’d hide her face, crying, β€œBroccoli! Broccoli!”

#vss365 #microfiction

02.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The valkyrie descends from the heavens, gathers the dead in her longship. Infantry, officers, bodies gaping open. Blood soaks the deck like rain.

I approach, but she bars my way.

"Are you not the #soul - gatherer?"

"Yes," she replies, "But you must have one to come aboard."
#vss365 #microfiction

02.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My first serious proper book, coming soooooon!

02.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't get over that cover

02.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you hear that flame tree is having a vampire call??

30.01.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When it comes to documenting ICE activity, remember what Eisenhower said at the end of WWII.
"Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

24.01.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Please could the whole world stop exploding

25.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

Now is really good time to pick any org or fund from this list and give what you can. www.standwithminnesota.com

24.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

*deep breath*

Fuck I.C.E.

24.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0