Red Shifter

wait, was bungie being accused of plagiarism

do people not realize that halo is literally tribes without jetpacks and skiing and that the idea of the warthog came from tribes 2 previews (but didn't make it into that game because the game was rushed to release and they screwed up the wheel code)

"hello costco member, did you buy this product literally any time in the last 15 months?"

tevi is so dead that the tevi official dcord turned into the rabi-ribi official dcord

what did i miss

60 hours

World 8 of Super Mario Bros 3, "Dark Land".

i'm remembering that there was a Super Mario Bros 3 saturday morning cartoon and the title for each episode would be displayed in front of the world they were visiting that week

there were multiple episodes that took place in the US

they always chose Dark Land (World 8) for the title card

One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

"Not only are you powerful, you're terrifying. Good luck awaits you ina month and a year." I would agree with this if it didn't suggest me getting good luck. That would be 4/8/2027, a Thursday. We'll see.

and this is what it all means

I draw cards from a fantasy deck for a tarot reading. I've destroyed all of existence within 3 cards.

I draw Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw 2 more cards. These cards are not cards I want to have.

I sober up and take on the chaotic energy of the world.

my game of telephone did not go very well

someone tells me to go to sleep in just as much nonsense as i typed to them

they have spoken

kirby fighting against a bird

might as well continue the theme

kirby eats a tree

why am i involving myself in whatever the hell this is

There are many doors in this level. This game is Arthur to Astaroth no Nazo Makaimura. This is basically The Incredible Machine, except Japanese PS1 only, with SGnG characters.

wait, maybe this game IS a nazo

Older KoF games keep the defender in blockstun if you keep switching between standing and crouching guard. Doing so also locks up the AI, so you can do some pretty cheesy stuff if you are a bit more consistent at it than I am.

the 3d zelda: Skyward Sword

it really makes me wonder if nintendo is even vetting the companies/games that make it to their videos

is a hentai game going to suddenly show up if they hide the hentai in the previews

The Prophecy Games team, including Scott Zier, who is (not so ironically) not the one speaking.

apparently the sound i hear in my head when i see this image is usually called "Ironside Siren"

i wonder if i should do my april fools jokes a month early

at this rate we're not going to make it to april

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND MR. SPUTTER ARE RETURNING HOME AFTER WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER MR. SPUTTER WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, NANCY? NANCY:WONDERFUL- - - I NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME- - IT WAS GRAND P2- ONCE HOME, MR. SPUTTER IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A BOOK, NANCY IS READING A NEWSPAPER MOVIE REVIEW P3- SUDDENLY NANCY BURSTS OUT CRYING… WA-H-H-H BAW-W-W-W MR. SPUTTER WONDERS WHATS WRONG WITH NANCY? P4-NANCY: YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WE ENJOYED SO MUCH?..... I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TERRIBLE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 28,1947

You're not gonna fucking believe the post this is in reply to

i like to pretend that people in the linux world call this the "randall munroe"

of course fighting games on their way out

everything that exists is on its way out

Cursed course routing

Anime girl wielding a mattock, waving at the viewer. This is styled after the art in "Draw 100: Manga: From basic shapes to amazing drawings in super-easy steps", by Yishan Li.

cute anime with a mattock wip

i assume this is like identifying jennifer aniston as "that person in officespace"

adult coloring tonight was an entire table of h*rry p*tt*r coloring books and me with my weird shit

one of them bragged about meeting the creator of it in a british cafe

it is 2026

why can't anyone in my city be fucking normal

this is an example of what would probably happen if you used AI workflows to manage git

actually even this is probably giving it too much credit

somewhere around 1 in 4 human brains are hardwired to believe in confidence over truth, even when they know something is wrong

while i understand why they're doing this... it doesn't mean i can't be disappointed in them

there appear to be two competing philosophies on game design
- make games that are fun to play
- make games that use stealth as a mechanic

i really need this fucking week to end