Roxy

I miss you.....
No, not you. You're a moron

Then there's these cool guys on the interwebs who think you need their opinion about your joke post 🙄

Enjoy your Bluesky crush while you can, before they disappear forever

[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope

Who is the server and who is the owner? It doesn't matter, they both need to be fed.

as the dalai lama once said: give a wham give a bam but don’t give a damn

The gap in my resume is from being released into the wild.

I can slur my words without touching a single drop of alcohol

What’s your superpower?

Life is too sh, ort to (worry) about: punc-tuation?

I just wish people who were polyamorous would post even more constantly about it though, what if someone forgot

life shouldn’t be this difficult knowing mf’s just wanna be happy

This mortal stumbling all stick and stone.

trying to follow my dreams
they took a bus somewhere

Bananas Foster is Australian for Bananas Beer.

Paint chips in the skeets and paint chips in the sheets because my bed is where I eat them 😏

ATTENTION! my Easter Island head has finally breached the snow. That is all.

with congestion pricing, is it still possible to be caught between the moon and new york city

youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...

if friday was spelled friyays would we still be complaining about monyays

if you play me the world's smallest violin i'll push you into the world's biggest canyon. please continue.

Fascinating what you all say you won't do and how quickly that shit flies out the window once a Klondike bar is mentioned.

Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.

Good times.

“Verify you’re a human.”

Is that something to really want to fucking aspire to?

It’s never how many. It’s who.

I'm always confused by people who block me for limiting replies.
It's like, "So you, too, actually DO believe in users' rights to set boundaries for who interacts with them?"

the great thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

the shit thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

How I feel when someone blocks me: ”ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!”

Be the horrid abomination you were born to be.

I have a communication disorder.
I don't want to talk, but still want to be understood.

You are a treasure.
Let's bury you.