good news, then: he was abandoned and left to rot
good news, then: he was abandoned and left to rot
the main problem with LABYRINTH is i hate Hoggle with my life
new tag yourself just dropped
A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because theyβre βmeanβ animals
This is like when people complain that they donβt like turkey because itβs dry: theyβre telling on their own incompetence.
Ham-fisted dopes donβt know how to approach cats. Not the catβs problem
2026 can eat a bag of dicks.
I shared this on Instagram and the GFM, but forgot to share it here.
Itβs been A FULL YEAR since Duckyβs stroke, and theyβre doing so fucking well. Iβm so grateful and so proud of them. π
An image of 17 AI company logos. They all look like more or less stylized buttholes.
Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was βeat this acid and draw a buttholeβ?
And I'm pleading with you too LOVE trans people more than you hate the bigots. Flight for us because you love US, not because you hate them. Only through loving us will you find enough passion to fight this fight to the victorious end.
These bigots hate trans people more than they love their own children. They trust their children with known cishet child rapists over a trans person who is just living life who has never even thought about touching a child. They will let their child be raped so long as it's by a cishet rich man.
Wrinkled fingers tremble on the trumpet's valves. Endless summers with his boys, cheap gin and cigars. A hundred women, though he never forgot a name. Dresses twirling in the moonlight, bright as stars.
Once, he'd known the sweetness of five mambos. Perhaps before the end, he might manage a sixth.
Night Traffic
β2026 is the year of the horseβ
The horse:
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
βiβm still punkβ i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
FOR REAL.
(Iβve been trying to get Ducky a dental appointment, and I am very frustrated. A personal highlight was being left on hold for 20 minutes, and then having to leave a voicemail. Good stuff.)
AMERICA! Land of the free! Home of the brave! The richest nation in the world where you only get to have teeth if you have thousands of dollars in your savings account! πΊπΈπ¦ π
The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon
My family stopped trusting my taste after seeing Lake Placid in theaters. π
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
The identification of a 'smiling' object found on Holy Island in Northumberland has been confirmed by BGS senior paleontologist Jan Hennissen.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.
This week, @nicolefroio.bsky.social explores the power of activism + creativity and connects with a community of nail artists who are telling ICE to get fucked.
(Oh! And it's a FREE POST!)
A machine that looks all jolly from the front but the view reflected in the mirror shows fear and anguish. And it SO ME
Ok. The worldβs terrifying and I have very little control. Iβm off to make my silly little bits of art and try to at least make MY BIT better and share that as far as I canβ¦
A black cat laying on a soft gray blanket. Her eyes are closed, because it is very hard work keeping CatMom warm. She promises she was sitting and staring at one point. Sheβs trying her best.
Zoya tried to sit on CatMom and stare in solidarity, but itβs tiring work.
A meme depicting a vintage line drawing of a young white girl abs a horse. It reads, βhorses are measured in hands because thatβs what they eat.β A human hand is hanging out of the horseβs mouth. The girl looks undisturbed.
Happy Year of the Horse, everyone! #HappyLunarNewYear
God is it ever. I know folks who work for gov agencies (like the EPA and the CDC), and the stories are β¦ bleak.
Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments
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A Scottish clan crest shaped like a belt and buckle. A cat sits in the center, and text above it reads βtouch not this cat.β
Leguizamo in Romeo and Juliet
I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo