I explained Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson to my Manager today and he probably will never look me in the eyes again

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

Currently reading Harry Potter works on Ao3. Can’t stop imagining Voldemort sounding like Donald Trump

Working in retail the day before thanksgiving with Christmas music over the speaker is a living hell that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. Except for Donald Trump. F*ck that guy.