Year of the Ziggy

your verification code is 944 754

Straight up 95%-to-hit and missing on it

omg I'm innnn

we do a little staring at a bouncing light while holding little pucks that buzz to the light, as a treat

A tiny watercolor painting of a cabin near the woods in a snowstorm. In the distance, the forest takes the shape of a looming creature.

I’m ready for no more blizzards, please.

Bring back AltaVista

you don't need drafts, you just need to put your bad posts on a shirt mockup with your zodiac sign

Some of these gym gays pmo so much man if you want to obstruct traffic standing staring at yourself you can do that at home now it’s called VRchat try itttt

if you work for Nintendo it's in your contract that instead of saying "im going to sleep" you have to say "im going to play the dreamboy advance" and then point at the bed

Invalid handle?? wtf

Ben Foids Five

If I ever get hit by a car I hope my shoes go flying off

the beatles would been a lot more famous if they put fart sound effects in their songs

burger king foot weed

😭

@dinasty.bsky.social

From Soft is Dance Dance Revolution for shut ins

Chat my new therapist said I should do standup am I cooked

China please just take over already I can't do this much longer

Email to the St Louis Zoo with the subject line "you're never gonna believe this"

Guess I gotta do this the old fashioned way

EXACTLY!!

also I figured out that Umamusume at the gym is CRACKED

it honestly shocked me how quickly I started saying "lowkirkenuinely"

I wonder if Rama Duwaji did her own wedding stationery or if she's smarter than me

BILLS LOST AGAIN, JAMIE ROLL THE CLIP

the word "tabata" awakens me like a sleeper agent

If your bio has "comms closed" in it, you're a ragebaiter and I hate you

On the screen of a Nintendo 3DS: Manifesto of the Communist Party Preamble A spectre is haunting Europe -the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries? Two things result from this fact: I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power. II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and

Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended