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My edible hitting like:

Ohhhh did we find your gay root?

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What if I didnt add one shelf to make room for bigger plants?

What could possibly go wrong?

LOL its weirdly the only one I do, I used to love this show and Eeriee Indiana.

HELP ME 😭 instructions unclear I now have a shelf up my bum.

This show was so gooooood, I still think remember the troll lady that turned people into potatoes. 😂

💀💀💀 them bones turning to dust? Lol

Step one: gay panic

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When you crack your back just right:

Shes gonna tell the whole easter dinner table how evil I was. 😈

You want Bob Fosse to possess you?

When was the last time she was relevant? Asking for a friend.

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There was a canvas lady at the dog park asking for signatures who approached me and Scout. She asked if I wanted to sign for this "Young republican with strong christian values" and when I tell you she almost had an aneurysm when I said "oh so he's aligned with the fascist party? No thanks"

Same kitty, same. Lol

How I feel when someone blocks me

Lmfaooo the fear runs so deep lol.

Threw up a lil in my mouth reading "Proteinmaxxing"

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Im having a lil moment, bear with me. 😭😍

This is the good stuff right here.

Chilling with the boys. 😍

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Omg, the WORST. 💀

Scary Terry from Rick and Morty. Hes an imitation Freddy Krueger. He has swords for fingers. Hes saying "welcome to your nightmare, bitch."

You all ever have that nightmare where you're in your 30s and find out you have to go back to high-school because you still needed to make a presentation?

Just finished Bayonetta 3, I need a new switch game. Taking all suggestions 🤗

Is that what the neurotypicals call it? 😂

I heard from an expert source this is the devil escaping and the Rapture™️ is imminent. 💁‍♂️

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Lmfaoooo I was today years old when I learned you can add your adhd notes to a reminder on Android. So they actually pop up later instead of dying in the abyss.

All this time I coulda been productive 😭

Thanks! 🤗 its exceeded my expectations and its sooooo much fun when gaming.