John Levenstein

It healed Shep and Jesse

Anyone considering Trump’s guarantee should watch how he is slow walking tariff refunds.

No

I was miserable when I had shingles. I might have dropped some bombs too if I could.

I think this is shingles, related to chicken pox

Don’t worry. He’s using an ointment he was prescribed in 1972.

Not White Out. Liquid Paper.

Several!

March 1st, 1985. We had high hopes.

What were you doing? Improv? Stand-up?!

Cartoon: One man in a gay couple tells a therapist “we understand that the one thing no relationship can survive is contempt, but we’d like to try”

I’m not sure why the judge didn’t know the law.

I’ve been texting about this.

I’d love to go back in time and fire the director who had William Shatner munch on cucumbers for an entire scene of Columbo.

I fully support the WGA staff strike even though I suspect they’ve been slow walking my residuals.

Elon Musk • @elonmusk•4h Medicaid data has been open sourced, so the level of fraud is easy to identify. X @DOGE is not a department, it's a state of mind. DOGE HHS V ® @DOGE_HHS. 7h Today the HHS DOGE team open sourced the largest Medicaid dataset in department history. This dataset contains aggreg... Show more 2.6K {7 9.8K 58K ıhl 12M 企 Anna Bower @AnnaBower X.com Ok but who is the administrator of the DOGE state of mind? #WITAOTDSOM

Can’t stop, won’t stop

Has Ron come out with the whole story yet?

If you liked John Kerry reporting for duty you’ll love Alexander Vindman shooting corruption with a rifle.

If forced to recall which Winter Olympics athlete my mother most wanted to fuck I’d have to say Jean-Claude Killy.

My inspiration

He seems sad no one ever gave him a toy.

Where on the org chart does it say she’s supposed to follow the directions of Stephen?

ICE sucks so bad that CBS doesn’t even have a prime time drama about it

"Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed."

He told you. It’s from handshakes. People are shaking the outside of his left hand.

The main titles for Hijack do for lines what The Morning Show titles do for dots.

To say Donald Trump is a mad King greatly understates the situation

“He wouldn’t give me the medal like I told him to, that’s all. So he ran away from me and hid on the wharf. But I found him there and told him I’d hit him with my shoe if he didn’t give me the medal.”

I’ve had some fun writing for lost causes.