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@samoyote

Heavy is the 'yed that wears the clown. He/him. Trashiest sled dog you'll ever meet. Environmental PM. Sometimes a DJ. Thrift store connoisseur. Expect weird NSFW stuff πŸ”ž

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lrt - patiently waiting til my puppy's back in my bed πŸ₯Ί

09.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

05.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2268 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 12

are there any reliable sources to indicate that telegram is engaging in a centralized crackdown on porn, and that this channel deletion situation isn’t just the result of a mass-reporting campaign by trolls?

i am seeing copious apocalyptic speculation, very little solid information

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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when it works it works

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 7987 πŸ” 2126 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 87

Trashed bathroom continues to be a load bearing analogy.

09.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12351 πŸ” 7481 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17075 πŸ” 3393 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 120

It's me I'm gay white boys

07.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ain't nobody get down like gay white boys get down to 2015 era Major Lazer

07.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shredded some diamonds, fetched some sticks, all in a days work!

πŸ“Έ: @rowelandfox.bsky.social

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bienvenue Γ  Mont Tremblant! #FursuitFriday

🧡: @blueharborc.bsky.social

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I wanna punch the mirror
To make her see that this won't last

06.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dobermen with cigars πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

05.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Work for @nolandober.bsky.social. He's a very talented artist and a wonderful person. Go follow him. ❀️

05.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Spends the time writing a banging cover letter.

Figures out the org just submits the application based on your profile and doesn't even give you the chance to upload anything but your resume.

04.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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UNTAMED YOTE!

03.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4441 πŸ” 895 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I think I got shit right finally lmfao

03.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Environmental's been my bread and butter for almost a decade, and if it's a matter of making ends meet I'll keep doing it. But I don't think it's any secret that I've not been gelling with the management side of it as well as I'd like. And I wanna see if there's other paths I could take.

03.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway if you genuinely like your career, make enough to comfortably live in the NE region, and could see someone with transferrable skills but no experience in that field breaking in, genuinely hit my DMs cuz I'd love to chat.

Laid off earlier and I'm honestly ready for a change if I can help it.

03.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

real "Charlie Brown music plays in background" type of day lmfao πŸ™ƒ

03.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh woooof~

02.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That baby said she's gonna get her mama RIGHT

02.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Lift lines were fucked on Lincoln side bc of wind holds, but getting to hit Castlerock for the first time in over a decade and then getting this view on Ellen summit made it all worth 🧑

01.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah I'm LGBT

Lets Get Big Turns

28.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
 digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. 

spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. 

The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. 

maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. 
spencer: NO! She’s actually really good!
stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

28.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 2130 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Squish services available upon request this #FursuitFriday 🐾 🐾 🐾

Doormat: @rondofoxcoon.bsky.social
πŸ“Έ: @vossthedog.bsky.social
🧡: @blueharborc.bsky.social

27.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not (all that) depressed currently but I'll take you up on that regardless πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this you asking?

27.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0