StarConfessor

Bruh

You know how sometimes a goalie will give up a lot of goals not through any fault of his own, but because of the defense in front of him but he gets pulled anyway?

Maybe that's what the Kraken skaters are doing for Joey Daccord so he can end his night early and watch the F1 race.

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

Jersey City Parking Authority van with the sliding back door open: JERKING AUTHORITY

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

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Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh CJ Jackson was also at ECCC 🫣🫣🫣🫣💕💕

😘😘

Watercolor three panel comic of a tabby cat and its owner. The comic has a blue hue. The owner says in the first panel "i know what you are". The tabby cat behind her says "say it. Out loud" the last panel the owner says "hungry" and the cat says yep and smiles

Painted this cat comic at ECCC, available for $100

Everyone should follow my beautiful friend @thedarkenedelf.bsky.social because she is hot

HAWT!!!!

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Me too! Which is why I'm sad that a lot of this season didn't hit for me, despite having a lot of moments I really, really liked.

Paris and Lemon from @rudetales.bsky.social be like

The windows are really giving groverhaus

Appreciated the discussion in this episode. I think it's necessary given the state of things

I’m reading this Onix’s dialogue like he’s Shoresy.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

🥰🥰

If I wanted to read a shitty translation, they're not exactly hard to find online, and for free

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