Microdosing dopamine:
My sweet old cat died last November at 20. She was an absolute donkey and I love her so much for always.
Today my landlord gave me permission to adopt a cat or a bonded pair with a fee. 😊
Hey babe, you ok? You haven’t touched your heartthrob security minister miniature doll
"where are the student protestors now" as if they were not expelled, arrested, threatened, derided, abandoned, and deported. as if we didn't systematically punish what could have been our own next generation of active political leaders. jfc.
Our average is 4.39 a gallon today. Yeesh. [via KATU]
We were average 3.70 a month ago.
Pre menopause/ post menopause
just whoops deleted my posts to 392, which is coincidentally my credit score and body count
😂
Absence of an algorithm means I don’t post for likes, I post for the 10 mutuals I regularly interact with 🤷🏼♀️
I had thousands on Twitter and barely broke 500 here, pretty sure it’s because I stopped showing my magnificent cleavage on main.
I’m subscribing to Hobbes now. The human state of nature is asshole.
DARE drug program, mid 1980s display for in-classroom education by local police
I keep this helpful image on my phone just in case someone finally offers
I really want the Nearby Glasses app for iOS so much, please finish development.
I have no chill, I want to publicly out every creep pretending to have vision problems in order to record you.
Slander. I never peaked and have no plans to
Oregon lawmakers passed House Bill 4088, which strengthens legal and privacy protections for transgender patients and providers. The legislation also limits state cooperation with out-of-state or federal investigations of gender-affirming care #NOH8
Jfc. We allow leadership and law to selectively distribute humanity … to humans. Those yes, but those no.
"It is not irrational for a legislature to encourage citizens to appreciate their sex and not become disdainful of their sex by refusing to fund experimental procedures that may have the opposite effect," wrote Judge Julius Richardson, a Trump appointee.
We carried checkbooks goddammit
if you must date men, don’t
if you do, get a penguin boyfriend. The one who drops pebbles at your feet and runs off to find more. Bonus if the pebbles are gems and you’re a crow.
legally this is a bad metaphor.
After revelations that companies like Ring have been selling home security footage to ICE, the most common defense of keeping a camera up seems to be, “But what if I’m stalked?”
And as a violence researcher, I’m just here to state for the record that police do not care about your security footage.
That’s Dr Lotta Beavers, OBGYN.
I’m in menopause let me have this one.
Eating Dave’s hot chicken at 10pm like I peaked in high school
He’s either totally unrecognized, mistaken for someone else or is told he looks like himself.
“Hey, you look like Tony Hawk” is like when people tell Kevin Bacon how many degrees away they are from him.
“it’s billionaires.”
- me explaining why the meat tastes rancid
Oh damn. He just auctioned off his car recently as punk rock history, pretty sure he’d been driving it since the 80s
I love your outfit posts, little doses of dopamine in *all this bs* - keep doing them.
bog hag
Dammit it was about exercise. I’m a deleter too, so this is also relatable content
