Nikki Massaro Kauffman

Thanks! I’m so glad it was useful.

If anyone saw me walk in the house and come across one of my cats, they’d think I’m seeing a cat for the first time.

Back of a tabby on a sofa arm in the bore ground while focus is on the death glare from the long haired cat on the floor below.

Someone is not pleased that her spot has been taken. Only one cat may sit at the right hand of The Foodbringer.

And I now have “contemplating sleeping on a foam roller” insomnia. This has s fine.

Nikki holding a plate of street tacos while wearing a green shirt with a crunchy taco on it.

Just realized that my shirt matched my dinner and it’s not even Tuesday.

I’m “keeps a heating pad by the bed ” years old.

A dog sniffs the crime scene where several victimized toys sit with bits of stuffing.

A dog rolls around near dog toy carnage.

A picture of a toy with its stuffing removed. Image is altered to have a frown and text, “The victim”

Dog sitting whodunnit. One of these dogs is a squeaker-eating psychopath who “disemstuffed” a toy to get its squeaky heart like an urban legend black market organ seller.

Left my beach towel in the rain.

And just as I get settled in, the rain comes. Lunch inside I guess. Boo.

Nikki tanning selfie.

Dog sitting at a house with a pool means poolside lunch breaks.

Wait… what?!?