jawn cena

throwing it in a circle exhaustedly

oop that reminds me, i’ve gotta replace the batteries in my slurs detector

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

hello police? yes i’d like to report a crime. i’ve been mogged

this is a green man with an orange nose and... mouse ears?? he is a sports mascot, but for whom?? who is this green man?

brother who is THIS

“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre

who da fuck is Northman Grumman

thinking about all those yellow “support our troops” ribbon bumper stickers. for no reason in particular

point break 🙂‍↕️

this the mf that killed tim heideckers son. this dr. san

it's da freakin weekend time to drink half a bottle of cava and run around the house with a screwdriver and a can of WD40

holding each other like in the notebook

i am going to have to encourage everyone to get into weirder art. things like art house movies and angular jazz. the monoculture is by design to help smooth the ease of fash thinking.

sufjan stevens is not real

say what you will about their famous hypothesis, but at least Sapir and Whorf aren't in the gosh dang epstein files!!

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓪 𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮™️

would be soooooo funny bro

you may be telling on yourself if you feel like it needs to be worse than what it definitively was! there's no need to generate a satanic panic around it!

shout out to the metastasizing epstein conspiracism for reminding us that most people don't really think that sexually abusing teenage girls is all that bad!

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chris has nothing to worry about

[bad jamaican accent] bombogenesis

brooooo no. my separation of powers broooooo

🎶 put that thing back where it came from or so help meeee 🎶

Capitalists dont get excited about technology they are excited about the profits that technology brings. The main group of people that are truly excited about the advancement technology can bring human well being and its capacity to remove or reduce certain difficult tasks are socialists

Denom

tbh it feels like Dem voters who do this are not only in the terminal stages of Strategist Brain but have also internalized the Dem tendency to negotiate against themselves

You START with high demands. You START with exactly what you want plus extra. You only go down once that point is established

you actually don't have to capitulate to the manufactured panic of trans women in bathrooms and girls sports but i can see how you might be tricked if there were a big wet lump of oatmeal where your brain should be

it's actually not hard to build trans rights and trans liberation into a political platform that's broadly appealing to voters, but saying that it's too hard is nice for some of you because it gives you a smokescreen to avoid confronting your transphobia

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid