03.10.2025 01:06
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I wish I could take credit for this joke.
Plus the actual pile of human shit contributes to the environment in a positive way. This other guy just wastes precious oxygen.
I just saw “Sinners” and my primary goal now is to knit the sweater that Michael B. Jordan is wearing at the end of the movie.
Gotta update the Wild Rumpus:
The Wild Thing is finished! I’m going to add Max.
I wanted to date both of them and be both of them.
Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.
Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.
Pay your writers.
Honor your contracts.
Let the Wild Rumpus start!
Hear me out: Jizzler and the Sex Pests would be a great band name. You just get on stage and scream into the microphone while the band destroys their instruments.
My husband — a cis man — has done all of these things.
I like the term “gender critters” because it makes me think of vermin, which gender criticals are (although this is an insult to actual vermin).
Me: I’m ok
Also me:
This is what happens when you don’t eat your vegetables.
I know men who adamantly refuse to read but seem to think that they’re capable of writing well. They aren’t.
Me in 2021: I need a new career. I’ll get a degree in Library Sciences!
Me now: (incoherent rage screaming)
Everyone should have color-coordinated dice for these kinds of situations.
I know, right?!
I’m going to embroider the phrase “do I really have to do ALL the stabbing around here?” onto a pillow.
SESAME STREET WORKERS ARE UNIONIZING!!! ✊
This morning, workers at the nonprofit behind Sesame Street delivered their letter asking for voluntary recognition to management!
Read all about it: www.opeiulocal153.org/news/employe...
One blackout down, 4 left. Let’s keep this going!
That sounds so nice. Can I live in the cottage next door and we can hang out and bake together?
Don’t forget: Tesla Cars are Nazi Cars
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
Each day this week, I am doing a thread to signal boost creators that are being targeted for marginalization by jerks.
If you are a creator with a disability, please post below and include a link/sample of your work.
You DO NOT have to disclose your disability!
Support these folks, everyone!
It’s always a good time to write rebellious shit.
Just give your roommate the keys to the crawlspace and let them store the corpses there!
