✨Voiceover Goblin✨

I’m feeling emo as fvck about being chronically ill.
I have new symptoms. I’ve been sick for 5 years. When does it end.

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

I don’t think even Jesus Christ could save that bathroom

My brain automatically went “Yes good, Waluigi Pie.”

My brother that is Cthulu. Please yeet it into the sea

I have an in person audition today. It’s been AWHILE. I am NERVOUS. Like I’ll be fine but damn why does my tummy gotta hurt??

Listen, I don’t know what the fuck to do with the rest of my life so I’m going to need a biblically accurate angel to gently wake me up from a nap and stare at me with it’s 100 eyes and give me some advice. Okay? Okay.

The biblically accurate Angel dragon is insaaaaaane 😍

weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr Valentine's Day is so commercial, let's not lose track of the real meaning of this special day the day native Hawaiians stabbed British Captain James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck on February 14, 1779

all jokes aside, we shouldn't forget the real Reason for the Season

I’ve always been obsessed with figure skating, and the Evil French Ice Dance team is PISSING ME OFF

#revengearson2K16

There’s something wrong with my tummy and I am CRASHING OUT about it.
My anxiety and stomach problems feel exactly the same in my abdomen, so my brain and body can’t figure out what’s wrong and just panic instead 🫠

I sang the national anthem for a local sporting event (a gig is a gig right?) and they did not give me a “we’re starting soon” warning so I couldn’t spit out my cough drop.
I proceeded to get the lozenge stuck in my throat. I almost choked on the Star-Spangled Banner.
The metaphor writes itself.

I don’t pay much attention to groundhog predictions, but I do love people that crash out about it like “this fuckass hamster is making it cold for another month”

me: alright

Matthew McConaughey: alright alright alright

Andre 3000: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Archer loves neck scratches! (Black and white cattle hound mix turns and smiles)

And leg cuddles (Black and white dog cuddles against a pair of legs wrapped in a grey blanket)

Black and white dog face (the cutest)

Black and white dog laying between my legs on a grey blanket

Please enjoy these photos of the dog I’m watching: Archer 😍

I’m now doing Sister Imperator (Ghost BC) cosplay and I’m having the TIME of my LIFE

I only ever get gender euphoria while wearing Elizabethan men’s doublet and puffy shorts. And I don’t know specifically what kind of homosexual that makes me, but it’s something!

My tummy hurts.

A picture of an artifact labeled: Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850 A comment below from @tonyhawktruther reads "String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"

Re-post. I forgot the alt text.

Look if I watch Yuri on Ice again the transformation will be complete; I will once again be a 2016 fangirl with a tumblr and too many feelings for the internet to contain

Does anybody have the issue where if your body is in flight or flight, your nervous system just double time gobbles up all your energy?
I’m already chronically ill with fatigue, so I’m having a time over here.

Dee, a femme enby, leans against an ornate wall dressed in a black button up and grey slacks. They look effortlessly into the camera.

Dee, hands in pockets, framed against green velvet curtains

Dee leans against a gold railing, the ornate theatre they are in out of focus in the background.

I got a new headshots that more accurately represent my non-binary self, and holy shit I have never looked cooler or queer in my WHOLE LIFE.
Bless up to the photographer, Jolee Malman

My secret TikTok account audience really liked this so maybe y’all do too? I’m preparing for an audition, and as an actor who sings, traditional musical theatre sometimes feels inaccessible. So, I’m singing Brandi Carlile!

After watching Heated Rivalry, I am only accepting top-tier yearning from now on. We are not fucking around. If it’s not “She would have loved you. Like I love you.” Then I DON’T WANT it!

Think how many indie game studios you could have bankrolled with all that moolah.

I saw the phrase “your heart is a museum of everyone you’ve ever loved.”
Between that and binge watching all the episodes of Heated Rivalry today, I am emotionally a D I S A S T E R.

It’s 5 PM, have you had your autistic meltdown today?
Because I just did. About the garage door sensor is not working. And me trying to fix them while it’s 15° and snowing outside.
It’s OK I got it fixed, Imma go cry and order takeout about it

When a container of mixed nuts is shaken, the largest nuts rise to the top.

This phenomenon is known as the ‘Brazil nut effect,’ and there are a couple of mechanisms at play.

Or: “Making physics fun with snacks.” 🧵⬇️

Pro tip: you cannot outsmart your trauma.
T r u s t me, I have tried.
Sincerely, a smarty pants autistic human with a Psychology degree 🧠