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@yplac

Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them! Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop. Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com

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Please stop being a cunt.

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09.03.2026 20:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quite.

09.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Far more civilised than I ever am 👌

09.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need that to...drive...around a...new...estate.

Sure.

Twat.

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09.03.2026 19:24 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Perfect demonstration.

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09.03.2026 19:23 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
car parked as described

car parked as described

of course, in a street where pavement parking is actually permitted (exemption applied by council)- clowns like this make sure to completely block the dropped kerb @yplac.bsky.social

05.03.2026 17:25 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

TwatTwat (repeat offender)

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09.03.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Key findings from Bristol’s 2025 Walking and Cycling Index include:
- 66% of those surveyed thought fewer cars parked on the pavement would help them to walk or wheel more”
#PavementParking

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Nothing further to add

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09.03.2026 19:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Key findings from Bristol’s 2025 Walking and Cycling Index include:
- 66% of those surveyed thought fewer cars parked on the pavement would help them to walk or wheel more”

08.03.2026 17:27 👍 18 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

Good work

#YPLAC

09.03.2026 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Double bubble.

Cunts.

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03.03.2026 06:20 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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03.03.2026 06:19 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Bikes? Yes.

Wheelchairs and prams/pushchairs? Fuck 'em.

Prick.

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03.03.2026 06:18 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, Mr (and it will be) full pavement wanker, we meet again.

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03.03.2026 06:17 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Wankpanzer KLAXON.

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03.03.2026 06:16 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking

21.02.2026 16:24 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

That belongs to @therealyplac.bsky.social 👍

20.02.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking

18.02.2026 14:30 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Beautiful. Deploy the klaxon!!

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20.02.2026 15:02 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 15:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Old style wankpanzer KLAXON

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17.02.2026 20:37 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking

17.02.2026 14:02 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

That's fantastic!

17.02.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful.

17.02.2026 20:36 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Oh please tell me that's real?!

16.02.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Full pavement wanker klaxon, aye?

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16.02.2026 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back windscreen wiper... So that when it comes on, either they get the rhythmical thud of the bag or... Joy of joys... It bursts...

15.02.2026 18:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The full pavement wanker klaxon is going to need replacing in fairly short order.

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15.02.2026 13:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Highways Act 1980 s137(1): Wilfully obstructing free passage on a highway without lawful excuse is an offence.
Highway Code r244: Do not park partly or wholly on pavements unless permitted; it obstructs pedestrians, wheelchair users and prams. #PavementParking

14.02.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1