Alex Burns

this is how I access bluesky

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RIFFTRAX - IS CORN GRASS? YouTube video by RiffTrax

While we are on the topic of children and corn I would be remiss if I did not share this...

youtu.be/gC4zJSY1ylw?...

You mean you aren't 20ish???

I do not believe it. You are only... what 28 tops?
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Thundercats opening [HD] YouTube video by leopard9751

youtu.be/HcGNqrAtsgg?...

No "#1 Fan of Mad Mikkelsen" ?

Or was that under marital status?

"Future Spouse of Mads Mikkelsen"
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Think I found the perfect cool socks for both @pomslovehorror.bsky.social and myself
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Branching out and tapping new markets.

If one sticks with the same old stuff, not gonna get far BUT add that lil diff thing and suddenly you got zing.
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One might suspect Quentin Tarantino was part of that design choice.

My playlist goes from classical to Motown to Prince to The Mission to Johnny Cash over to reggae back to soundtracks and then AC/DC.

If the song or musician is cool I will play it and love it.

Cools socks that are so cool they even say it on the toes.

Spooky Season never ends with me, so Trick or Treat!
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In the end it's all the same
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Kirk, the man, the myth .... the walking HR Dept. Nightmare.

Starfleet needed a whole HR Dept. building dedicated to Kirk's chaos.

The one thing keeping me going is JB's video from earlier today and Diana's hints... this is not the end.

Something will rise from the ashes and things will be good again.

I believe it was actually Ronald Colman, Eric Coleman, Jerry Coleman, Coleman Stove, and Yutz the Wonder Buffalo in Bambi Goes All the Way for a Buck

But I might be wrong
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Shudder is the House that JB and Diana built.

Without them? Shudder is a streaming steaming pile of shit that never would have lasted 10 months let alone the 10 yrs it is now.

Shudder grew to be what it is based on who and what JB and Diana brought with them.

Fuck Shudder

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Mads sends love and a wink.

We arrived a bit late today because I have been venting and fuming elsewhere about today's news.

I am not a happy camper.

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This was handled in a most shitty manner.

Not happy at all with how JB and Diana were treated.

My subscription is on borrowed time now.

Buttplug doorstoppers for instance?
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It was the naked feet.
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I vanish into thin air .... well shit.

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Double the pleasure
Double the fun
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I can barely walk and chew bubblegum at the same time