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Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.

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Yes!

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Winning?" Lol!

No no no no no, it's WHINING.

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree.

Certainly an ugly parallel to Trump/Epstein abuses of girls.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walter White could make Pete H wilt and whither with one glance.

Shameful, sacrilegious juxtaposition there.

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow the DemoRats won't be able to get to her in her new position because everyone knows her new position is more secure or something.

"Curses! Foiled again!"

06.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mourn the (actual) killer Orwell quotes she DIDN'T use.

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting Markwayne Mullin in charge of anything is an incredibly, unfathomably bad idea. This isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is picking up the barrel to see what horrid things might be found underneath it.

05.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

401-QuΓ©?

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad and well understand. A long hiatus now and then has been my only option.

05.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Republican breaking a uniformed soldier’s arm for the audacity of protesting. All that was missing was the ICE mask and pretend military gear.

05.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Fury 2: Stateside Edition

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His handlers are desperately trying to shield him from the news that 100+ little girls were blown to bits so he doesn't go on TV to make a lurid display of how much it turns him on.

05.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Fury 2: Stateside Edition

05.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$1 billion a day from taxpayers for this Iran debacle. If only DOGE was still alive to see this.

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative fantasy:

His handlers are desperately trying to shield him from the news that 100+ little girls were blown to bits so he doesn't go on TV to make a lurid display of how much it turns him on.

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The real "forever war" they pretend to hate.

Endless ammo for sure.

05.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, Mark, you are NOT picturing that thing because your head would've exploded and you couldn't type.

(Btw, would make a fun SNL skit or something.)

05.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The hottest gas prices of any country, the likes of which nobody has seen in this century, some are saying in any century.

Our beautiful oil companies, who are starting to say many nice things about me, are getting richer than ever!

05.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No wonder Trump will live forever then

04.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Class, are you listening?

Respect for expertise!

04.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His handlers are desperately trying to shield him from the news that 100+ little girls were blown to bits so he doesn't go on TV to make a lurid display of how much it turns him on.

04.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US citizen trapped in the Middle East?

Know that your government cares about your life as much as it does those of Renee Good, Alex Pretti and all those killed and brutalized by DHS, HHS...

04.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 12260 πŸ” 2654 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 112

Oh def do!

(And forget the separate account idea because then we'd miss it.)

Reminds me of Wm Burroughs' snobby restaurant review satires.

03.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was, after all, planning to attack him (with dismal stats).

03.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That immunity decision looking smarter and smarter everyday. Great work Supreme Court majority! A humble nation is in your debt…checks current 401k…literally.

03.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There could be an entire account devoted to this very special kind of content you do.

03.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Love Plane πŸ’•.

03.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Attention Iranian intelligence:

You wanna try pulling some hijinx on US soil targeting Americans?

Well good luck sneaking past THIS guy!

03.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Attention Iranian intelligence:

You wanna try pulling some hijinx on US soil targeting Americans?

Well good luck sneaking past THIS guy!

03.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0