Andrea but not Swift

i forgot i was with my sister and not my child and started rehearsing a phone call that i was about to have with my brother and this girl really looked at me and said, “what the… weirdo.” 🫣🤣 i am cracking tf up.

when you let the mask slip off a little too much… lol

praying for grace and protection over donald trump?! leave God alone and let him deal with the people that actually need the prayers due to the evil actions of trump and those that support this regime.

the way that i literally have to be mindful of what videos i play on my phone about the news because it can truly disrupt my teenager’s nervous system pisses me tf off. how in the hell did we end up here? 😔

such a peculiar feeling.

i truly do not recall the majority of my life and not just in a way where i have so many missing memories but i genuinely don’t really remember how i was as a child. recently, people close to me have said things about my younger self and i am just like wait.. are you sure you are talking about me?

if you have ever voted for trump, i wouldn’t even trust a restaurant recommendation from you.

there’s a tiktok called love_panda and every morning i get to see these sweet balls of fluff and it truly brightens my day. i am not really sure where exactly they are but i hope those babies are treated amazingly.

in my next life, i wish to be a panda.

i wouldn’t be upset if taylor swift just decided she wanted to release “need” today 💭

Text message from ex: Today 2:50 PM Went to therapy today and just wanna say sorry for alot of the bs from the past. If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam. Report Spam

has every single woman alive received this text at one point or another? 🤣 like thanks buddy.

don’t you just love when you cook something and after your first bite think, “damn, i’m a good cook.”

AMBER GLENN AT THE GALA PERFORMING TO GAGA 😍😍😍

i know this is an unpopular opinion but i genuinely think food tastes better when it is lukewarm as opposed to piping hot 🫣

do yall remember judging your parents when you were younger? i remember my brother being a brand new baby, so i was 4 and thinking i could do a better job at this than my mom. also was constantly judging how she parented my older sister. yall did that too right? 🤣

my daughter made some sticky toffee pudding and it quite possibly may be the best thing i have ever eaten. i have had some before, but this one is to die for!!

why are we acting like obama is a problem for saying aliens are real when we already had a whole discussion about all of this?! and of course trump will paint it into something that will encourage others to cast more hate on obama. anything to divide us more. 🙄

yall played your hearts out! i hope they are proud of themselves too!

i am so happy for these girls! and how impressive for amber to still come in 5th overall! 🥹

alysa freaking liu!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

the saturn in aries is really starting to show up all over! 👏🏼

i wish you weren’t right, but you absolutely are!

My thoughts exactly!

Something about that just really makes my skin crawl!

why do these mediocre men on love is blind act like the women they are with aren’t much more physically attractive than they are? ew.

🤣🤣🤣

Exactly!! I love other moms that get it 🫶🏼

🤣🤣🤣 that is hilarious!

Seriously! I just really can not wrap my mind around it, I wish it was a horror film instead of reality.

stoppp this is the sweetest thing!! thank you so much for saying that love! 🫶🏼

thank you so much for sharing this 🥹 this actually brought tears to my eye. my daughter is neurodivergent, diagnosed adhd and autism was questioned. she’s 16 and still will come and crawl into bed with me and cuddle often. i know it may not be normal for all but i wouldn’t want it any other way way!

my exact thoughts