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They're gonna eventually notice you take a suspiciously low number of bathroom breaks....

Invariably, I get questions that are like is this an act, is this RP, do you actually like caretaking, etc etc

I sincerely, honestly want you guys back in diapers. I think you all deserve to be back in diapers. I unironically consider it a goal to maximize the no. of diapered people.

I don't expect you to try and stay dry, or to walk around in "big kid undies" during the day because you're able to prevent accidents.

I expect you to squat down in the playpen I put you in that morning and grunt into your pacifier as you load your Sesame Street diaper because you're a baby now.

Women love me, SDKs fear me

ABDL influencer who does diaper changing shorts/tiktoks/reels with those stupid black gloves

You know, it's funny. I like diaper wetting (I am constantly posting that there's no reason to use the potty, after all), but it's like, kinda pedestrian? It's not that taboo or babyish, and thus, not really Peak Hot for me.

But the looooook...I could honestly look at soaked diapers for hours.

If you're reading this and you don't normally post ABDL stuff, or your diaper interests are a secret, or you really want a grownup to put you back in your place as an adult toddler....I think that's sorta hot. I like imagining I've got the tendrils out there, pulling people in.

What can I say, my baseline is "Everyone should be back in diapers", and it only gets stronger for my friends, haha

Take a wild guess.

New diaper print idea:

If my caretaker friends knew how often I thought about them like this, man

I can find them in every game

Growing up is realizing that "You are not immune to propaganda" isn't just a funny Garfield meme. Nobody on the whole planet thinks "Well, I do my best, but I'm just really susceptible to misinformation" - literally everyone thinks they're the one guy who's seen past it all. You included.

Yeah, dummy, he thinks that about everyone

Did you hit yourself repeatedly in the dick with a hammer and now your dick hurts?

Giving Doorman a 10 second ult cooldown was certainly a choice lol, I feel like twink Thanos on this dude

Many of you have asked, and yes, I did name the new Oreos

Yeah - do it!

okay sorry for that long wait whoops. but i'm open for some animation comms again !!

hit me up in dms if you're interested / have any questions !!

#ABDL #Diaperfur

Can you really even say we're friends until I've sat on your face in one of these

Guys who are into hypno but not diapers are great because I get to turn them into guys who have never been in love with anything more than they're in love with their diapers

12 hour road trip with your new Dad.

He's wearing noise cancelling headphones and listening to music.

You're listening to hypnotic nursery rhymes over the car stereo.

One hour in, you're fussing for your pacifier. Three hours in, you need help reading your book....

The masculine urge to change your friend's diaper while they're on the phone with their parents, boss, professor, partner...

In fairness, all but one or two would probably be like "Think about me like this even more" lmao

If my caretaker friends knew how often I thought about them like this, man