Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

Thats the thing is that at present statistically the Average American watches "D) None Of The Above"

I hope I'm wrong but I've settled on the idea that unless the next Democratic president is a generational talent with a sharp focus and an iron will we can pack this whole thing up and go home

There is a reason FDR ruthlessly forced WPA PWA CCC stamps on every fucking thing along with massive press circuits about what he was doing, often even calling out governors who tried to take credit.

Ah, well www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

We're so dedicated to the norm of "even handed" coverage of the parties that media outlets have to create a version of Trump that doesn't exist in reality to uphold the norm, because directly quoting him makes him look like a lunatic.

don't worry, the U.S. is fully capable of removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz, we didn't just decommission out last mine- sweepers in the area and replace them with Littoral Combat Ships (the worst boats in the fleet by wide agreement) with untested mine interdiction upgrades

The boycotts were preceded by years of people complaining about how unpleasantl shopping at Target has become. Target wounded itself, making it vulnerable to prolonged consumer boycotts

(explaining storms to a Marylander) imagine a crab

Very funny to see “baseball people” struggle with the concept of a “run rate” for tiebreakers

An ice cream sundae in a blue bowl.

I could stay bitter about getting bait and switched re: pizza lunch at work today OR I could make myself a sundae instead

Ok viewers who aren't Phillies fans. Get ready for Aaron Nola in the 4th inning

[luxuriating in a massive vat of french onion dip] go birds

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

that's so awful, I'm so sorry someone would do that do you

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it is actually a specific carve-out exemption because Jessie Helms flipped out during debate that transexuals would be abe to claim disabled status

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

I really hope that the pendulum swings the other way and for the first time ever we get a cultural environment like the one every conservative imagined we had where you can never criticize trans people and if you fire one of us your life is ruined.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

AFAIK, two but they work in a very different end of the company

i think it’s cool that everything is so expensive in america now it’s as if we were under sanction but it’s all just by the hand of our own president so he can terrorize BIPOC

livid. absolutely livid.
we get targeted and abused on this platform by others and @safety.bsky.app does nothing about it but posts that are clearly jokes get scraped from trans people, used as evidence for suspensions and permanent bans and are then justified as "keeping the community safe."

I messed up so bad by not getting 10 years of experience somewhere while I was in college

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

We need reparations for ICE victims.

Anything short of that is setting the stage for a massive wealth grab from people of color that will re-entrench racial disparities for generations.

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Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.