How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all use gaslight
Every goddam last one of them
Even the “good ones” are depraved fuckwits
Trump has already lied at least twice a minute tonight.
Don't believe a WORD without fact-checking it yourself!
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to elect the dumbest, greediest, vindictive person in the world as President.
It's not just the Epstein Files that Trump wants to distract you from..
It's the Trump affordability crisis.
And the Trump jobs crisis.
And the Trump healthcare crisis.
He’s in the news because people are rightly disgusted a draft dodger is insulting dead soldiers.
He wants to be in the news. He doesn’t care what for. I’m not sure what the solution is, but keeping him in the news has secured him a second presidency. Maybe we need to stop putting him in the news.
It's bizarre that some politicians are trying to behave as if the US president were sane, or capable of reason or moral judgement.
Klobuchar :
- Do you know the difference between Greenland and Donald Trump ?
- Greenland is not for sale.
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
Trump is a dickhead not a dictator, his power comes from convincing the impotent cowards around him that he is to be feared, it's comic so make fun of them and their supporters at all opportunities.
Remember when we were not losing jobs in droves, or at odds with all our allies, or attacking other nations for their resources, or deploying masked thugs to terrorize our citizens, or pardoning drug traffickers and violent criminals in exchange for bribes?
It was only little over a year ago.
The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
This ⬇️
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
I’m worried it can still get stupider
I never had trouble believing people like Trump exist. I just expected that we wouldn't be so insanely stupid to choose him, not once, which could have possibly been a mistake, but twice.
He was elected because his lies worked better than reality, for the purposes of getting elected...
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.
Charlie Kirk’s assassination was horrific.
That doesn’t change the fact that the vast majority of gun (and political) violence has been perpetuated by right wingers.
You don’t get to change the narrative at will.
You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
Satire is a potent tool in the fight against autocracy.
Humour helps us laugh together, which is a powerful way to keep fellow-feeling strong.
It's also a powerful way to spit in the face of misery, with joy and defiance.
He doesn't even have 90% approval from his own maga voters!
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
How many times does shit like this have to happen before we say enough is enough?
More people should be talking about the utter freak that is Stephen Miller and his white nationalist worldview. He's the architect behind most of this chaos as Trump is golfing, falling asleep during meetings, making money of memecoins and tripping while climbing stairs.
"BuT hE dOnATeS hiS saLaRy!" 🙄
I mean, come on! This isn't satire?
I've always said this admin is running the country like a reality TV show, and now they're not even trying to hide it.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/u...
Another Fox host. shocking. 🙄
