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Laurie Laker

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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ | Communicator | Arsenal devotee | he/him | #Feminist, #Antifascist, #BLM | My views |

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As the 3rd hit the net.

05.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could bottle the last 18 hours into a serum and dose it out, I'd be the richest man in the history of the universe.

What a footballing. Wow.

Blessings, truly.

05.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 609 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

They hated us when Wenger was winning titles. Because we were divers or too foreign or we had a discipline problem or the players didn’t have a drink after the game. If you’re taking flak you’re right over the target.

05.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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I am begging you, dear @tuesdayclub.bsky.social, as an OG freeloading vermin...please give us more Teddy stories, especially as he needs reminding of this.

05.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THE WANKY TOTTENHAM HOSTPUR WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE...
THE WANKY TOTTENHAM HOSTPUR WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE...
THE WANKY TOTTENHAM HOSTPUR WENT TO ROME TO SEE THE POPE...

AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID

(LOL YOU LOT ARE FUCKIN SHITE NOT EVEN JESUS CAN SAVE YOU BUMS) FUCK OFF

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pile of fried chicken with tomatoes and rosemary on a table ALT: a pile of fried chicken with tomatoes and rosemary on a table

"Everywhere they gooooo"

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, in the PL Arsenal have:
- Most goals
- fewest conceded
- most wins
- fewest defeats
- best home record
- best away record
- fewest yellow cards
- fewest red cards
- 2nd most open play goals

Guess where we get criticised πŸ€ͺ

05.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Imbued with Life β€” 40 Years of Master of Puppets I wrote this ten years ago, to the day, in celebration, gratitude, and honour of Metallica’s seminal, awe-inspiring, life-changing record, Master of Puppets.

Wrote a little something ten years ago, and on the 40th anniversary of this seismic, titanic record I wanted to share it again β€”

laurielaker.substack.com/p/imbued-wit...

04.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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None of these gems left, I assume?

04.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go and buy my friend’s brilliant stuff

03.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Why Wolves' Late Win Over Liverpool Reflects Badly on Arsenal"

- Jonathan-Michael Wilsoncox

03.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Arne....Arne....ARNE!

Entertained yet?

LOL

03.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Choices were made.

02.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheers, all. UTA. πŸ”΄πŸ»πŸˆβšͺ️

02.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite. We just won away at our local rivals and beat Chelsea at home, back to back. Meanwhile, 115 have struggled massively in their last two outings to beat Newcastle and Leeds. Not a word.

01.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love us. COYG!!!

01.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inevitable.

28.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26263 πŸ” 8885 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 334

It's hard to express how hopeless and powerless many of us average people feel in the USA right now.

28.02.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank FUCK

28.02.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!

28.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Guys only ever want one thing..."

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

27.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just need to say that all of the moderates in this country who kept quiet when this trashing of the Somali people started (except to say β€œwell the fraud does need to be dealt with”) are accomplices to the fact that trashing the Somali people is a part of the fucking State of The Union.

25.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In a historic year for women at the Olympics, Trump specifically awarded male athletes with the presidential medal of freedom at the SOTU. They never cared about women’s sports. They never cared about women, period.

25.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 2850 πŸ” 639 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 26

The state of our union is weak.

The state of our opposition is weaker.

We deserve far better than feckless losers like Hakeem Jeffries in opposition leadership.

24.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if we're Wengerites?

24.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œscaled down” version of ICE’s presence in the Twin Cities metro is still larger than ICE’s Chicago operation ever was.

24.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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7:43pm

February 23, 2026.

They haven't gone away. They're still here, still ruining lives and tearing communities apart.

Fuck ICE. Fuck anyone who even passively endorses this or supports this.

We will win.

24.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Agreed. This or next, absolutely.

24.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0