Callie Dot Dot Dot

See, the cool people get it!

Snow leopard sweater, flower print hat, blue plaid shacket, and shiny checkered lilac Vans for those playing along at home

I’m not saying I’m a maximalist but I did just leave the house in four different patterns

Oh. Oh no it is not.

But an illustrated children’s book style telling of it would be INCREDIBLE.

I thought we only got 81% of a day, So I guess this is better?

A chocolate cake, looking scrumptious in a car board box, with the words “name and sprinkles” written on top in frosting

Lady at bakery was super confused when I asked for this written on the cake

Yeeeeeeeeeah. I was A SCENE back then.

We got to the part where Hedwig jerks off Johnny Gnosis in a bathtub so decently into the film

It was also a sign that I was stratospherically hypomanic and would be diagnosed with bipolar 10 years later

Thinking about my most unhinged “there were no signs” and it is certainly when I rented Hedwig and the Angry Inch and put it on at my grandma’s wake because It Was Important that my Mormonish extended family see it

Or A1!

This is the kinda skeet that would make Socrates ask for a second glass of hemlock

Everybody is out bere making fun of Glenn Beck’s AI George Washington acting like this aint the exact same thing Plato did with Socrates

Under my deadname so I should probably ask them to change it. And the Gilmore Girls vs aliens script excepet I wrote for em.

Published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency!

I once got a death threat for writing an Of Mice and Men parody starring Donald Trump and Steve Bannon

I didn’t actually want to change my name, I went on an Ellis Island tour and the guide changed it for me because she had trouble spelling it

AI schooling is gonna be so bad that all kids will be able to spell is AI

Help I was addicted to porn but now I have an incredibly specific shame kink

Help I was addicted to porn but now I have an incredibly specific shame kink

I hope! I wound up buying a steam deck a couple months ago cuz I figured that might be my last chance to play my PC games. Now they’re sold out and likely won’t restock this year!

Really committed to historical accuracy there

I didn’t actually want to change my name, I went on an Ellis Island tour and the guide changed it for me because she had trouble spelling it

I will not spell it right I will not say it right it can look at me and turn me into stone I don’t care it’s an imagined salamander stfu

Sam Altman is gonna come out and say it’s the fault of users that they died, ChatGPT is actually Rokko’s Basilica and they didn’t believe hard enough

Or were they?!

When I was first out I looked for support groups but when I searched for “transgender meetups in my area” weeellllllll….

It’s gonna be crazy when these data centers get stripped of parts because society needs them to move the fuck on

Sorry had to stop the war, all the chips and RAM we need for new missiles are busy making weird cat videos that are somehow also Christian propaganda

WWII vet who used the GI bill to become a defense lawyer and then a DA, and the othe…a failed cowboy alcoholic.