baron von bullshit

Could really go for a bagel #whoelse

I’m back on bluesky

Back on bluesky

I’m back on bluesky!

Hi everyone, I’m back on bluesky

Back on bluesky

Back on bluesky

First time logging on this app in months and this is what I see. May God damn you. May hell welcome you with frozen arms

Back on bluesky

Baron Von Bullshit has returned to BlueSky

Baron Von Bullshit is back on bluesky

Back on bluesky

I don’t really have a lot of friends on here so I don’t feel comfortable tagging anyone

Will,

We voices like yours during these times, which are unprecedented.

Karl Marx was a hero of mine ever since I was a young child. I had a sculpture of him to use as a piggy bank

Let’s just say not only my former worship of a false prophet has shattered

You give me hope. I love you.

Xoxo

BVB

Don’t lose hope, Will.

Think of all the brave men who stormed the beaches of Normandy.

Many of them died without ever receiving a single vote. Perhaps more tragically, many more lived the rest of their lives without one.

Does that make them less of a hero?

Xoxo,
Your follower, and friend.

BVB.

john wilkes booth was like the original theatre kid. jumped off a balcony, shouted a caesar quote, then hobbled away with his broken leg. ive known so many people like this, minus the one part

in this world you either a penis hava or a penis graba that’s what i say

Happy birthday mr. Owl

a cure would fix me

Baron Von Bullshit has Endorsed Kat Abughazaleh for Congress @katmabu.bsky.social

as a joke, in the middle aughts. we decided to call the keebler elfs "keebs" then it got out of hand and started being shorthand for doing racist jokes about any elf in anything. elves aren't real, of course, so it wasn't actually racist, but it still felt weirdly bad

how do i get more swag my wife and i are having troubles at home

thank you,it won’t. is your name pronounced yuck anal. im not trying to make you mad here. is it really yuck anal

Can i have $10 so i can buy my girlfriend endless soup salad and breadsticks at olive garden. She’s bleeding me dry

i offer you all a cure to the male loneliness epidemic

nothing more empowering than pussy pissing while wearing my pussy hat

we gotta do something about this guy

THANK YOU KETIH 🙌

WE NEED MORE BRAVE OUTSPOKEN ARTISTS LIKE YOU ✌️☮️

If we all band together these shitburgers won’t know what hit them 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

FUCK PUTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baron von bullshit