Ol Nerdy Bastard

Say seven sizzling sausages sizzling in a saucepan 😭

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I wore my contacts instead of my glasses for the first time in a month and my wife said “ok Stefan” ☺️

If y’all don’t do nothing else, please leave “first annual” in 2024.

Yall can’t be freaky frogs on here all the time . . .

Yeah. Colin Farrell will be the Penguin for the rest of his days.

I knew some coonery was going to take place.

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Just finished The Penguin. It almost makes up for a decade of cheesy, live-action DC shows. Almost . . .

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Real ones know that Muffin is always justified in her actions #bluey

Boosie bops this Saturday accompanied by an orchestra sounds like fun, but he such an asshole that I can’t participate in anything that puts money in his pockets 😔

Come and grab these students loans since you on the way out, Joe.

Joe Biden did WHAT?!?!

I forgot how much having a newborn messes with your sense of time cause what do you mean it’s 1:26 am on Sunday. It was just Thursday. 🥴

Just finished season two of #arcane. The Blacks handled business which is all that I wanted.

Hell; I’d use an android before I use this.

McDonald’s Urban Outreach Campaign of the 2000s needs to be studied and put in the Archives 😂😂

Get in while the getting is good 👨🏾‍💻 #BlackSky #BlackTechSky

🙋🏾‍♂️ I’m a EdTech Project Manager and would love to join in!

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I don’t really be feeling Thanksgiving leftovers. My stomach ain’t built the way it used to be.

Try to turn it off and turn it back on

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I used to be the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot type; but now look at me

Being able to look at your life and internally say “I won” is the biggest flex.

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

Watching season 2 of #thetraitors and some of these ol heads didn’t age well. CT look like what he been through.

You earned a follow with “mustard hued”.

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Trolling like a bitch requires it, unfortunately.

I drive past this church on the reg . . .

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Titi Me Pregunto slaps