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Mr. Banner

@mrbanner

Burn it down

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Burn

05.02.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They say necessity is the mother of invention. I give you..the Penny G warmer.

29.01.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fine

19.12.2024 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.11.2024 23:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ain’t no way

28.11.2024 23:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me to son: “How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?”

Son: 7?

27.11.2024 14:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t. Roux.

27.11.2024 14:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The meaning of life? Yeah, that’s cool but why doesn’t the news app show up when you search for ‘news’ on the iPhone?

27.11.2024 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pro Tip(s):

-Have change controls
-Have change control windows
-Have a change control FREEZE windows

27.11.2024 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.11.2024 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.11.2024 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Image Playground on iOS 18.2 is another time suck I don’t need.

23.11.2024 16:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My dog contemplating its bum life.

17.11.2024 17:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best thing about Bluesky is forgetting who I’m supposed to hate from twitter.

17.11.2024 04:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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17.11.2024 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m down

17.11.2024 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not saying anything louder for the people in the back. They need to move closer and hear me

15.11.2024 14:52 👍 89 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 2
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15.11.2024 14:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw you

15.11.2024 14:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Took the boy to meet Zay Flowers and Kyle Hamilton.

13.12.2023 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Got the boy tickets to meet Kyle Hamilton and Zay Flowers for some autographs. Picked this up too.

05.12.2023 15:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait. Is this GRINDR?

05.12.2023 12:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀

04.12.2023 21:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t wait to recycle all my garbage tweets here.

04.12.2023 21:37 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0