Gregg Levine's Avatar

Gregg Levine

@greggjlevine

Reporter/Editor/Analyst | Flâneur/gadabout/gimlet eye | bys @NewYorker @TheNation @Guardian @NewRepublic @AJAM | 2020 Alicia Patterson Foundation fellow

1,870
Followers
1,277
Following
9,894
Posts
29.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Gregg Levine @greggjlevine

And the silken, sad, uncertain
rustling of each golden curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic tingling never felt before….

06.03.2026 06:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think about that pretty much every time he votes. Inexcusable, with ripples that echo right up to today.

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot. MN Gov Tim Walz on TV in a blue suit jacket white shirt open collar. Chyron reads: BREAKING NEWS
GOV. TIM WALZ REACTS TO TRUMP FIRING DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM

Screenshot. MN Gov Tim Walz on TV in a blue suit jacket white shirt open collar. Chyron reads: BREAKING NEWS GOV. TIM WALZ REACTS TO TRUMP FIRING DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM

🙌 MN Gov Tim Walz says Kristi Noem’s original sin, well before she was in Trump’s cabinet, was refusing to do anything to help mitigate the spread of Covid throughout her state and the entire upper Midwest.

06.03.2026 02:22 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
As a Fired Noem Speaks in Nashville, Senators Welcome Her Replacement

“Minutes after Trump posted on social media… that he was firing Noem as homeland security secretary, she stepped onto the stage of a law enforcement conference in Nashville and began speaking as if she were still leading the department.”

Normally, I don’t applaud public humiliation… normally.

06.03.2026 01:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
House Turns Back Bid to Restrict Trump’s War Powers in Iran

Along with Massie, just one Republican, Rep Warren Davidson-OH, backed the measure. Four Dems—Henry Cuellar-TX, Jared Golden-ME, Greg Landsman-OH & Juan C. Vargas-CA—broke with their party to oppose doing so.

FWIW, Davidson is a former Army Ranger; Cuellar is a recent recipient of a Trump pardon.

06.03.2026 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This just in: Corey Lewandowski has also been relieved of his official duties. He will NOT be paid to fuck Markwayne Mullin.

06.03.2026 00:07 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Old cartoon. Black line drawing on white shows four poses of character laughing hysterically. Caption on bottom says “YOU WANT IT WHEN?!”

Old cartoon. Black line drawing on white shows four poses of character laughing hysterically. Caption on bottom says “YOU WANT IT WHEN?!”

Trump tell Axios he needs to be personally involved in picking Iran’s next leader. www.axios.com/2026/03/05/i...

05.03.2026 20:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DON’T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR BLANKET!

05.03.2026 19:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another side note:

No more living in the Coast Guard mansion. No more sleeper planes. Where will Noem and Lewandowski go to play?

05.03.2026 19:34 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Total side note:

Dan Goldman’s “ABOLISH ICE” ad is structured around his talking directly to Noem, saying when he’s in the majority, he will impeach her.

Guess he’s going to have to cut a new ad. Will he stick with “Abolish ICE?”

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is old news, but bears repeating: Trump rose to national fame saying “You’re fired” every week on The Apprentice, but in real life, Trump is famous for never doing the firing in person. Social media has facilitated his Potemkin tough guy behavior.

IRL: Trump is always a chicken.

05.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of two NYT updates. 

Text: 

Department of Homeland Security
21 minutes ago
Michael Gold
山
Less than an hour ago, Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma told reporters that he had not spoken with the president this week and that he would not engage in hypotheticals.

22 minutes ago
Shawn McCreesh
President Trump just announced on social media that Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security. He wants Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Screenshot of two NYT updates. Text: Department of Homeland Security 21 minutes ago Michael Gold 山 Less than an hour ago, Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma told reporters that he had not spoken with the president this week and that he would not engage in hypotheticals. 22 minutes ago Shawn McCreesh President Trump just announced on social media that Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security. He wants Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Trump makes his move to cut Noem via his pantomime Twitter. Also announces her replacement will be Sen. Markwayne Mullin (Loon-OK)—but Mullin says he hasn’t spoken with Trump.

05.03.2026 19:13 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary

Noemore

“Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary”

05.03.2026 19:06 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2

Are we sure she’s not the Ghislaine Maxwell of Roy Cohns?

05.03.2026 10:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What kind of a question is that?

A) Look around—really look.

&

B) What kind of a movement are you building if you feel you can say “There aren’t enough of you to make me care?”

05.03.2026 07:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know there are old profiles and maybe even an episode or two of The Apprentice where Trump talks about liking a little chaos. He pretends it’s some sort of creative energy, but really it is the kind of distracting confusion that gives him room for corruption while avoiding culpability.

05.03.2026 06:34 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Ecuador declares Cuba’s ambassador 'persona non grata,' orders mission to leave the country Ecuador has declared Cuba’s ambassador and his diplomatic staff persona non grata and given them 48 hours to leave the South American country.

“The measure comes amid mounting pressure by U.S. President Donald Trump on Cuba….”

The Trump administration is out to destabilize the entire world. #SickManOfTheAmericas

05.03.2026 06:34 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Detail of screenshot of James Talarico delivering primary acceptance speech. Awhile man in a blue sport jacket, open collar no tie. People behind him hold signs that say “Take Back Texas”

Detail of screenshot of James Talarico delivering primary acceptance speech. Awhile man in a blue sport jacket, open collar no tie. People behind him hold signs that say “Take Back Texas”

James Talarico delivering his primary victory speech reached out to supporters of Rep. Jasmine Crockett by saying it is up to him to convince them he’s worthy of their vote.

It’s a small thing, but something I don’t hear nearly enough. Voters do not owe candidates their votes—pols have to earn it.

05.03.2026 01:46 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Stolen Valor was absolutely in my mind but I couldn’t fit inside the character limit.

Between Patel and Sheehy AND Hegseth, I’ve been wanting to type that a lot this week.

05.03.2026 01:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Text from The Hill

The Washington Post first broke the story that Sheehy told a park ranger in 2015 that he shot himself after dropping his revolver in a parking lot.

The ranger, Kim Peach, told the Times in an interview that he is "100 percent sure he [Sheehy] shot himself that day," referring to the October 2015 incident that he responded to in Glacier.

Text from The Hill The Washington Post first broke the story that Sheehy told a park ranger in 2015 that he shot himself after dropping his revolver in a parking lot. The ranger, Kim Peach, told the Times in an interview that he is "100 percent sure he [Sheehy] shot himself that day," referring to the October 2015 incident that he responded to in Glacier.

thehill.com/homenews/cam...

05.03.2026 01:20 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Recall that Sen. Sheehy, seen here breaking the arm of a Marine veteran, was caught lying about being shot in battle during service in Afghanistan & then made up a new lie to cover the previous one. (He likely shot himself stateside in a national park, but still accepted a Purple Heart.)

05.03.2026 00:26 👍 296 🔁 94 💬 6 📌 3
Preview
U.S. Submarine Launches First Torpedo in Combat Since World War II

The govt needs to hire more theater majors and playwrights so that maybe someone would understand Chekov’s nostrum on plastic elements.

If we keep building more weapons, keep introducing more guns, it is only a matter of time before some poor player thinks it imperative we use them.

05.03.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I should revise this, as the nine-year sentence of Tina Peters, who tampered with voting machines in an attempt to alter the 2020 vote, is not really Polis’s lunch money—it’s the people’s. The governor is trading justice for… not even “for”—just in the hope that Trump will give CO something back.

04.03.2026 22:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
Colorado Governor Signals He’ll Commute Sentence of Election Denier

Jared Polis vows to give bully his lunch money today, assured that in no way will the bully want his lunch money tomorrow.

04.03.2026 22:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Breaking: Bondi approves overtime payments for entire DOJ insult writers staff.

(Which is probably larger than the Civil Rights Division at this point.)

04.03.2026 22:02 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Somewhere in our future, if we’re lucky, there will be a film, in the style of Dr. Strangelove, where we bitterly satirize the blood-lust of the Trump administration, and there will be a montage of brutal BDA videos set to this:

04.03.2026 21:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Republican AG who is also a Sen candidate appeals to GOP-dominated TX Supreme Court to stay decision to keep Dem polls open. Court does that AND says late Dallas votes have to be separated out.

Crockett and Talarico need to talk and make this a unifying campaign issue for the general.

04.03.2026 04:41 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to the Dallas County election administrator & I’m going to officially call this ratfucking.

GOP doesn’t sign an MOU for a joint primary. Repub Sec of State fails to update state website. Confusion leads to court action that kept polls open only for Dems bec there was no joint primary. …

04.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
Dallas News | Breaking News for DFW, Texas, World Find breaking news, investigations, reviews and opinion on business, sports, arts, entertainment, food, real estate, crime and more at dallasnews.com.

Alas, www.dallasnews.com puts their coverage behind a paywall, but I am hearing it quoted on TV saying the TX Sec of State website did not show the new district lines—just drawn by the GOP mid-decade—for today’s vote, thus sending some voters to the wrong polling places.

More rat-effing.

04.03.2026 03:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paxton (now TX AG, aspiring GOP sen nom) went to TX Supreme Court & got a stay of extra hours in Dallas. Judge ordered county to separate ballots cast post 7pm—don’t know if that’s possible, but w/ Paxton heading to runoff & Dems maybe not, Pax is trying to delay a Dem decision & create controversy.

04.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0