socks🧦 | filthy casual

my personal go to is Moses just for the spreading jokes

as a jew i’m appalled, as a comic i am struggling not to say yes

wait till u find out who my lawyer is!

my lawyer is requesting a sleepover and said they’ll take us to breakfast if yes!

tell ur lawyer that my lawyer said i can come over at 6

… i could wear wigs ?

oh man do i have someone to introduce you to. (its me hi)

i fear all i do is parrot things i’ve heard into incohesive sentences and that makes my friends think i’m funny, which is totally cool. keep laughing gang

5 bucks it barks

he chose an excellent star ohmygoodness

just get a cute little picture of him and put it on the top, ezpz.

but he is the star 🥺

are you gunna answer them too? 😈

the urge to boop all their snoots 😭 thank you for the pet provisions

hi!! formal request to see the pets please 🥺

those big eyes omg

adds another 2D man to the simping for pile

thankies hun!!! also YOUR PFP IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE OMG

ugh thats lame u got kicked out of it but at least they sent help!! im glad ur liking rdm tho!!! its such a fun class imo plus easy clutch to lend aid to healers <3

i looved rdm😍 but screw those guys for givin u grief, everyone has a learning curve

I put the "dave" in "cadaver."

feels a bit redundant but its definitely got something snazzy to it 🤔

what are we calling online father figures? mine wasn’t a fan of edaddy

NEAJXHAXHAYA EVEN BETTER.

BARK ARF ARF GRRRRR AWOOOOOO

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.