Ana

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Guys, it's really hard out here trying to be fun and sexy when everything is shit BUT I'M OUT HERE TRYING.

Have a great week!

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Oil is up to about $115 a barrel right now, so hoping y'all are ready to bend over and grab your ankles tomorrow morning.

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*scrubs skin off*

If I’m honest, it’s what I was born to do.

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It may come to that, Christopher. They just set out a bowl of bananas with brown spots.

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The hotel did not provide peanut butter!!!

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Intern: “Ana, we’ve run the initiative across legal counsel & they’ve approved. Do you want to see the drafts before they are sent to compliance?”

Ana: *busy looking at the snack table* “God, you’d think we’d have more protein options but nooooo it’s just muffins muffins muffins.”

#Conference

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Today marks 21 years in the financial biz. As I reflect on all I’ve accomplished, I can only assume the universe wrote me in as the protagonist because nobody else could handle this plotline.

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Today, on the eve of the conference I'm supposed to attend for the rest of the week, my face has decided that it would like to experience the pain and frustration of those pimples you get where they never quite come to a head but if you press them, they make your whole head hurt.

Good morning to Rob Huebel and to Rob Huebel only. Everyone else can PISS OFF.

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Gen X grew up under nuclear anxiety (Cold War) and came of age watching the Gulf War in real time. This is why we meet every new global crisis like, ‘Ah yes, a reboot.'

“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24

“I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

I can’t not! I’m ridiculous!

My third appearance on the show, but my millionth attempt (and failure) to stop looking at him with heart eyes. Thanks for the invite! Always good times 🤓

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Me and you:

The members of Weezer on the cover of their first album. Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. If you’re one of those people who always comments ‘um, this is the wrong picture’, then for sure you’re not reading this. It’s probably more like you saw the post and thought ‘lemme see what he put in the alt text this time’ cuz you know there’s usually something dumb in here too. Well, you were right

The Big Bang Theory follows four brilliant but socially awkward Caltech scientists whose lives shift when aspiring actress Penny moves in next door, sparking friendships, romances, and comedic clashes between geek culture, personal growth, and everyday relationships across twelve seasons.

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I feel like my fight would uplift a lot more people.

I'd very much like to whoop her ass. I think America would really like it.

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Took secret pictures during Hilary's deposition and sent it to a right-wing dunce on social media who then posted it and touted it as some major revelation. They had to stop the meeting for a while to clear things up.

Of course she did that. She can’t help it. She’s a pleb. Someone tell Lauren Boebert to come fight me.

Hehe. 🐸

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🎶I was gonna watch the SOTU last night, but then I ______ _______.🎶

I hope you can rest, Aaron. Thank you for showing grit. We definitely need you.

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I cannot walk away from glittery shoes. It's a sickness.

When you have adult money, you buy very childish things. Tee hee. *giggles*