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went to see the testament of ann lee last night and when it finished the woman next to me turned to the person she was with and said “flippin ‘eck!”. same, girl

05.03.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AuDHD woman who forgot to text you back a decade ago wondering if it’s too late An AuDHD woman who forgot to reply to your message ten years ago has spent the subsequent decade deliberating over how to re-instigate contact, sources have claimed.  Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly…

Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly failed to respond to your casual request for a coffee as she didn’t know how to explain to you that she was overwhelmed and unavailable without making it sound like she didn’t like you – and has felt terrible about it ever since.

04.03.2026 14:30 👍 132 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 7
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13103 🔁 5304 💬 88 📌 184

never feel less like a real person that when I’m at the hairdressers

27.02.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

27.02.2026 10:21 👍 2054 🔁 608 💬 45 📌 96

hell yeah

27.02.2026 08:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Notes app screenshot which says “Martin Clunes was the Jacob Elordi of his day”

Notes app screenshot which says “Martin Clunes was the Jacob Elordi of his day”

opened the notes app just now to this quote for the ages from my partner

25.02.2026 17:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"John Prescott would be loving this"

23.02.2026 17:26 👍 658 🔁 162 💬 5 📌 4
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Donate to Protect Addi From Forced Removal, organized by Holly M On Sunday 15th February, my wife Addison was detained for 21 hours by UK border control at t… Holly M needs your support for Protect Addi From Forced Removal

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.

her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return.

please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

20.02.2026 16:09 👍 2412 🔁 3070 💬 19 📌 49

I know many people have said this many times before but why adapt wuthering heights if you’re going to end it half way through the book…the second half is the best and most interesting bit!!!!

20.02.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give us a day off like when the arseholes get married.

19.02.2026 12:39 👍 190 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0
Screenshot of the bit in Peep Show where Sophie’s mum is making Blair resignation jam. Jez asks “So, what you making, Mrs C?” And she replies “Just some Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office jam”

Screenshot of the bit in Peep Show where Sophie’s mum is making Blair resignation jam. Jez asks “So, what you making, Mrs C?” And she replies “Just some Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office jam”

this is how I found out

19.02.2026 12:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.

13.02.2026 16:59 👍 696 🔁 183 💬 5 📌 10

wunmi mosaku 😌

12.02.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just done this! the amnesty guidance is really helpful as a lot of the questions are really misleading

11.02.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my toxic trait is I think I could’ve been a champion figure skater in another life

09.02.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the 90s themed figure skating is so good 😭

09.02.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

getting really wound up about bins

05.02.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

05.02.2026 03:43 👍 9814 🔁 1529 💬 141 📌 61

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

10.07.2025 00:46 👍 11582 🔁 3406 💬 12 📌 72

when a man overtakes me when I’m running……that’s misogyny

03.02.2026 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be an autistic woman is always feeling a little bit like a Sylvanian Family hamster that's landed in Barbie World

29.01.2025 19:21 👍 517 🔁 92 💬 12 📌 9

genuinely quite moved by the traitors final!! was rooting for them from episode one #thetraitors

23.01.2026 23:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i left the church and have nothing to do with it anymore but something happens when i see priests and pastors and rabbis and imams and sikhs at protests going so hard in mega harsh conditions i get choked up. this is how all of that is supposed to be. that's what all of that is supposed to be for.

23.01.2026 18:01 👍 4542 🔁 857 💬 65 📌 39

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

23.01.2026 11:44 👍 3141 🔁 865 💬 38 📌 303

on reflection, I actually did not like frankenstein very much at all

22.01.2026 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we moved on far too quickly from “my eyes see oppenheimer”

22.01.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I liked the bone temple very much but I’m a bit baffled at how many people think it’s better than 28 years later!

21.01.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.01.2026 14:00 👍 1167 🔁 394 💬 39 📌 230

I like to think I’d be a good traitor but the reality is I go bright red whenever anyone says my name so maybe not

15.01.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0