“I’m an innocent man, I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam-I-am”
09.06.2023 18:59
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“I’m an innocent man, I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam-I-am”
Let me help blueskyify that for you
Booboos 💕 @nopeitslily.bsky.social
What in the Party City Ice King bullshit is this?
Need more bricks?
You know what? Maybe colonization and speech impediments ain’t so bad
Kings 👑👑👑
Day late and a dollar short to selfies day, does this count?
Not blue, but here’s a sky ☁️
Benito better give back my tia’s fancy manteles
Oh, this wasn’t a joke. Thanks 🙏
#teamDebbie
My babies! 🥰🥰
in the ~11 hours I’ve been here so far, bluesky feels like if you released 70 high raccoons into that spinning teacup ride
in a good way!
Thanks, can you sign my permission slip mom?
How do I unsubscribe from all the ass pics on here?
Meanwhile sea levels are rising, fascists are arming themselves, and Polish dogs are still not back on the menu at Costco. But that’s none of my business.
I’m still learning how to shitpost. Here’s a picture my cat took of me while I was sleeping
Any thing for you, Whale. Especially after your stock tips bought me that all-expense-paid vacation to Turks and Caicos. #thisIsAPaidPartnership
You’re welcome! That’ll be $99.99 and comes with an invite to my webinar on Why ChatGPT is the new anthrax
Never check your emails
First post! Now where are all the product thought leaders on here? Hoping they haven’t arrived yet, in which case, now is my time to shine. Boy, do I have some great work-life-balance tips for you