Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”

If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.

It’s crazy living in Los Angeles you’ll randomly see your freaking neighbor in a Super Bowl commercial

Why don't all of these right-wingers complaining about "Olympic skiers using their platforms to speak out" simply also get good enough at something to have a platform?

Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett all sound like people who flip houses by installing a giant wagon wheel on the wall as art.

So we agree nothing is anything #marjorietaylorgreene #maga #60minutes #comedy @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social

Love getting my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year! Always a nice time to reflect on what they put in my ears. Where'd all the time go? Wow! 16 thousand minutes definitely well-spent. Here's to 2025!

To get the Epstein Files, simply speak to the old man in Viridian City. Let him show you how to catch them. After watching his demonstration, fly to Cinnabar Island. Walk immediately to the east coast of the island, and Surf up and down that edge, and eventually you will encounter the Epstein Files.

Folks you simply gotta

Voted YES on 50 in LA and now George Soros is flying me private to NY to vote for Mamdani what a fun Tuesday

Dodgers are so wiped they’re making their best hitter pitch tomorrow.

Crazy to think that the youngest person ever was born today.

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is the only gig that pays you in installments cut up and put into five separate suitcases.

Denver! Tonight as High Plains Comedy Festival wraps up, Boast Rattle returns. A competitive compliment contest.

Incredible lineup of hilarious comedians that will try and win at niceroasting one another.

www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows/2025/0...

The "Courtroom Sketch Artist Union" must be the strongest in the entire country for the job security they've kept even after someone invented the camera.

Four more shows Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse, NYC. Would love to see ya there.

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Kyle Ayers’ HARD TO SAY at NYC’s Soho Playhouse: A Review “I’m in pain all the time.  I wrote this show full of jokes about living in pain because that is how I deal with being in pain… I cope with it by laughing at it.  I’m giving…

Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark.

Give it a read! Come to a show!

lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

If you’re a fascist serving looks it’s actually spelled fascion 🔫🧢 #jubilee #debate #hipster @kyleayers.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social

Some kind words published reviewing "Hard to Say," and a few more kind audience reviews of the show.

Here @sohoplayhousenyc.bsky.social thru Sunday. Last night was wonderful, keeping the shows going, feeling blessed that folks laugh and get something from it.

lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

Running through Sunday, September 14th. Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse in NYC. Shows have been a blast. Audiences have been great. Would love to see you there!

“Hard to Say,” a comedy show about chronic pain. Now through Sept 14th at @sohoplayhouse

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Kyle Ayers’ HARD TO SAY at NYC’s Soho Playhouse: A Review “I’m in pain all the time.  I wrote this show full of jokes about living in pain because that is how I deal with being in pain… I cope with it by laughing at it.  I’m giving…

Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark.

Give it a read! Come to a show!

lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

I thought "U.S. Open" was a sentence Trump was fully against.

“Hard to Say” is currently the top rated show Off-Broadway in NYC, via show-score.com. What a wild time to be alive. Audiences have been great. Meeting people, laughing with folks, it’s been so fun

Now through September 14th at the SoHo Playhouse in NYC.

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

We’re doing it, folks! Momentum is building. I’m having a blast, and it’s only two shows in. Come to this show! Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse in NYC through September 14th. Thank you to everyone who is helping spread the word.

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Off-Broadway run Opening Night is in the books! Wonderful crowd last night. I'm at @sohoplayhouse through September 14, NYC!

Use code KYLEBOGO for Buy One Get One Tickets!

“Hard to Say” a comedy about living in pain.

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Also you can very special briefly get BOGO tickets with code KYLEBOGO

Opening TONIGHT Off-Broadway NYC @sohoplayhousenyc.bsky.social

A show of jokes and stories about living in pain. It's funny above anything else. Am I scared for this run? Sure. But I'm excited and out here and would love for you to check out the show.

www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Thank you for this!!

Did anyone try asking Trump if he is dead

You ever come up with an idea and you spend tons of time executing it and making it and then it turns out it already existed? Just happened to me with labubus.