NOT amused.
NOT amused.
Baby shower games are lame af but my mom just informed me that we are having a binky pong tournament at mine next week. She just gets me. π₯Ή
this email from masons teacher is so triggering congrats on the 10
7 win -_______-
I hate snow lol so much.
I let mason turn on a show after the td this isn't good for my health
Go Bills! Fuck ICE.
Josh needs an Epsom Salt bath asap
Bag secured @mrrenn.bsky.social
respekfulllly;;;: no π π»ββοΈ
Hype that I got a few Amazon gift cards today from parents in my class so that I can finish Christmas shopping haha luv that teacher pay amiriteee
screaming crying throwing up
"Oh man now Mrs Straut is gonna be verrrryyy mad!!" -Mason, regarding his kindergarten teachers feelings
Enduring this football season sober is arduous
something we don't talk about enough is that Antonia Lafaso, one of the greatest chefs of our generation, also such a babe, had a child with Heavy D
mason took his shirt off with that first interception lol
to whomever introduced my son to Baha Men..I hope they step on legos. barefoot.
lol heyward is a big fat baby back bitch
Come on Citay π©΅ βοΈ
After the fight in the Sabres game Matt decided to show the lad Rob ray fight highlights where he takes his jersey off
Baaaaaabbee can we put our tree up now @mrrenn.bsky.social ?
Tropical storm melissa is a fugly slut and needs to fuckoff bc I'm goin to Jamaica Thursday
Would have liked to watch the game on masons shitty tablet but SOMEONE took the hotspot capability to the bar. I suppose I'll read my silly dragon book by candlelight
Fuck π€π»
*ronnie voice* The ravens suck dick yo π
@mrrenn.bsky.social
Once more time, HOUSE DIVIDED
I donβt think a CIA interrogator could get any info out of my son about his first two days of kindergarten