MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE
07.03.2026 04:06
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Iranian drone/missile impact moments ago at Dubai International Airport.
Smoke can be seen rising over the airfield. Also getting reports from local sources smoke and explosions.
Last time permanent DST was tried, it COST CHILDREN'S LIVES! That's a good reason NOT to do it. Let's ditch DST, and restore permanent Standard Time instead!
But seriously, we’re just in an “elevated” risk, there are two tiers above that.
Bow echo predicted! Our head meteorologist loves talking about bow echos. And anomalous propagations. 🙄
It’s a great drinking game.
Exactly!
These laws do nothing but endanger trans people. I’m so mad at our country right now. Leave trans people alone! There are so many things we need to be doing, this is not one of them! 🤬🤬🤬
New Hampshire? What the actual fuck.
Trans people are 1% of the population. They use a bathroom for the same reason everyone does. It hasn’t EVER been a problem.
So an extra glass of wine with dinner, right?
The storms are now going to hit between 10:00 tonight and 6:00 am tomorrow.
So much for sleep 🫤
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal
Incredibly angry about this every day.
The people who pick on trans kids are not only disgusting freaks who want to inspect children's genitals, they're also miserable bullies who break the rules of decency laid down by every measurement of morality.
it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson
Trying to get through this Friday afternoon
youtu.be/yvJGQ_piwI0?...
kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.
Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.
this is, almost literally, a panel from next week's cartoon, written before I read this.
Oof. Multiple THAAD radar systems have reportedly been destroyed by Iran. That’s bad.
I’ve also seen some surprise that Russia is providing Iran with targeting data for US forces, but that was expected. We’ve been providing Ukraine with targeting data for 4 years.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/m...
If Russia had planted a sleeper agent in the US with the goal of winning the presidency and driving the US into ruin they could not have done a better job than what Donald Trump is doing
hell yeah
Send an email here to tell the PAO just how disrespectful and inconsistent this is with DoD values. I did.
usarmy.usarc.usarc-hq.mbx.press-desk@army.mil
And jfc the grammatical crimes they commit here to say 'there wasn't enough left to visually identify' just end up underscoring how devastating this strike must have been while Trump's partying and watching himself on TV.
Putting groypers in charge of all public government communication while barring soldiers from going to any college with a liberal arts program and you quickly get into situations where no one in a press shop can remember the word "presumed."
When certain people look back fondly on the late 90s early 2000s it’s not because everything was perfect, but there were certain irreplaceable things we lost over time and lots of diverse newspapers were one one of them.
"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February"
"Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs"
"OK, so that was wrong in the script"
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
