Itβs finally this divaβs time of the year to shine β¨π₯β¨
Itβs finally this divaβs time of the year to shine β¨π₯β¨
Honestly every time I go to Walgreens itβs a no from me π ββοΈ
Happy St. Patrickβs Day π
First run of the year βοΈ
Buying groceries for 1 person at Costco is a dangerous game because now I have industrial sized mayo (which I will not finish for 3 years) and industrial sized cottage cheese (which I have finished in 3 days)
Ugh so sorry to hear babes, sending love your way π«Ά
And on top of everything elseβ¦as someone who suffers from second hand embarrassment itβs sooooooo fucking hard being an American rn
Hate it when a company forces you to do a personality test as part of the hiring process. How about I just give you my zodiac big three and we call it a day?
My four favorite things!!!
Omg I havenβt looked at mine in forever! Will need to check back into it sometime too
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until Iβm six feet in the ground.
Well at least one of us has gotten a haircut recently βοΈ
Call me Sheryl Crow the way Iβm soaking up the sun π
Shout out to everyone doing their Christmas shopping the morning of Christmas Eve π«₯
βIβm going to hold your hand when I say thisβ
Me:
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Ok but where is Sean Paul on this list!!!??? π
My top song and beverage of 2024
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Two vay low? PERIODT!!
Is he gay or just going through a June Pink Pilates Princess Vogue Pop phase? π π»
Excited to lie about my Spotify wrapped this year
Hi from my very fall themed childhood bathroom π
2 years ago I went and picked up my new best friend ππΎ
Typically a staunch believer in no Christmas activities before Thanksgiving, but for Mariah Iβll make an exception