My work asks the bold questions, like what if Wile E Coyote had a huge tboy hog he cranked so hard he slipped on it like a banana peel and tumbled down into the bottomless cracks of all the world, where despair ferments unmoored by time, and the story of how he climbs out by his teeth
be there or else
there's a certain species of cis(gay) "ally" that wokely brings out the sexual phrenology calipers & gender studies degree from Peterson Academy if you pick the wrong time to be trans in their vicinity
they'll cut my mic for saying it but getting misgendered like this is magnitudes less transphobic than all those times I got called a femboy for literally no reason
the primary form of poetry as a meditation in writing the same phrase with marginal but meaningfully substantial changes until words become goo is mostly sustainable cuz the average poem fills only the left third of one page. so when it's >60k words
snitching & crying is craaaaaazy
would love to see your shit in God's Cruel Joke. real good fit & the editor's chill
Seriously I would love to know of a magazine that accepts weird-horror + other genre work by trans women bc I’m sick to the teeth of self-pub
you can fix the publishing industry & the "people/men/kids don't read anymore" problems simultaneously with a workers' rights revolution btw
“Father, if Thou be willing, remove this cup from Me; nevertheless not My will, but Thine be done.”
hashtag ownvoices representation for future dead people
"i signed up so i could get through college without bankrupting my parents" incorrect marine! You signed up so pete hegseth would cum in his dockers and see jesus when he gets airdropped a photo of your brains swapping place with a depleted uranium round. Snuff film extra, non-speaking. Oorah
Next Novel (official title) features maybe the most deranged trans man ever penned to paper. to atone for forgetting to do that sooner
Grateful Dead internet work horror story
open.substack.com/pub/doggang/...
back to work on the novel in which everyone dies including you
what do you expect Americans to do when the government is big & powerful & doesn’t represent us & the police kill protestors & everyone’s poor & overwhelmed & every uprising in the history of ever never happened under such horrible conditions
it’s so politically convenient for every population we bomb to Like It actually & welcome us liberating them from their backwards violent regime & if they ever express support for their own government it’s cuz they’re forced to since only white people can think for themselves
This infantilization over past years about “doomscrolling”, and “not seeping into despair” is so...
You need to feel uncomfortable.
The ignorance is bliss mentality that brown people can watch their own innocents being killed, but you got to take a mental health break every time from reading news?
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death to the usa
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famous token heterosexual Jack Kerouac going around SanFran clubs brandishing a gun to crowds of gays “not in a homophobic way“ (hashtag he had gay friends) but cuz he was bored & had a gun is so peak. a living dril tweet before dril was even born
the Beats are just so so funny cuz in any other time they would’ve done whatever & died in college friend group recursive psychosis obscurity but the 50s were basically the advent of quirked up white boys so now certain queers quote Howl to 1-up Bukowski heads
"the way forward is indie art" yes largely absolutely. but sometimes art costs a lot of money!!!!!!!!!!! now bear with me. what if the "means" by which the art was "reproduced" was "seized" in some way
Miquella Elden Ring is such a compelling character it’s such a shame there’s transmisogyny everywhere for those with eyes to see
people gotta stop calling men twinks & that’s only partially cuz y’all seemingly don’t know wtf a twink looks like
bare minimum you’re always gonna have to blow up your life a little to transition & validity-isms were only ever minor salves against ultimate insanity until you could tie 2 string together for a safety net & not noose yourself
venomously infuriating that a phrase meant to comfort young/newly realized trans people temporarily trapped in transition-hostile environments became anti-medical propaganda dripping from the mouths of rainbow flag in bio allies who swear they aren’t piloted by 3 letter agency yeerks
don’t appreciate when games encourage slaughtering a textually oppressed underclass en masse for profit but it’s not my fault the blood swamp Albinaurics drop 2k runes each & barely fight back. also they respawn so I remain karmically pure
KILL THIS ZINE in ransom note lettering on an “ink blot” obscuring more text underneath on yellow paper
KILL THIS ZINE in ransom note lettering on an “ink blot” obscuring more text underneath on blue paper
KILL THIS ZINE is a weaponized semi-automatic prose mini-zine series built to be cut open & stitched together again as a KIYS (kill it yourself) exercise in Burroughsian surrealist “literature”
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