Cricket in office chair with blue knit top looking like a deer in the headlights
Chat I have a huge important meeting in an hour and a half tell me I’m smart and pretty and I got this
ha😂
omg i needed this message rn so bad thanks drojo 😭
tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me
how whimsical and lovely that would have been 😂
Indeed
im overthinking. totally
over it. im going to quit
yeah the feeling is def mutual
I know a deadline hates to see me coming
Chat it’s 8:30 and I’ve been awake and working for 4 hrs nothing seems real
Bikini Kill staying awesome as ever 😍
Vintage comicbook panel showing a disembodied woman's head. She has short, stylish, blue-black hair, black lipstick, and red pendant earrings. She's looking fierce as she says: "This means war! I'm ready to play my last card - glamour!"
Paris Fashion Week 2026
ok good my guilt and panic kicked in 😂😭
the only kind of boyfriend that gets a “you’re beautiful” from me tbh 😻
Of which there are many 🥰
forgive me if I’ve ever done this, sometimes the notifs be poppin off and you can’t keep track 😭
idk the blonde sure has some comedic timing lmao
lol which one is which
gotta start the day off on the right foot!
good morning, tell your girlfriend i said she’s beautiful and tell your boyfriend i said shut up
Cowards
Yeah I know about that I’m just looking for something with some guttural Teutonic oomph to it 😂
Time for another day I am not prepared but I will do it Cats in banana suits
a hotdog in every hand
I should just stfu and start sleeping with someone hot and powerful
Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
is there a german word for when you really need to be going to sleep so you can wake up and deal with all the shit you need to deal with but you don’t want to go to sleep because when you wake up it will be time to deal with all the shit you need to deal with
Only to the extent that everything i do is sexy 💅🏻
Not wife material, more like side piece material.
need to be crushed underneath another person, not like in a cute way but in a murdery way
