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Essentially just a dishevelled hobbit clutching a cup of tea. "Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."

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11.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Before the Chinese GP: The Strange History of Racing in China
Before the Chinese GP: The Strange History of Racing in China YouTube video by Elizabeth Blackstock

Happy #ChineseGP week!

#F1 has been racing in China for three decades, but it only just seems to be gaining a foothold there β€” and in this week's YouTube video, I'm digging into why!

youtu.be/5ZhRC-FrUic

11.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
a building with a sign that reads "Punch Opticians"

a building with a sign that reads "Punch Opticians"

give 'em the old 1 or 2

07.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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Idiot plot

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3390 πŸ” 795 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 51
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Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

09.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 62
09.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

FUN FACTS:
πŸ– the animatronic Paddington consumes forty pounds of raw meat per day!
πŸͺ„ Before every performance, the warding circle around the stage must be carefully re-engraved!
πŸ”ͺ After each matinee one lucky theatregoer is randomly selected to meet Paddington!

08.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Magratheans

08.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A simple "yes" would probably have sufficed.

07.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Have you found it easy to get back into the swing of F1 engine development since making the partnership with Red Bull Powertrains?"

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

This is entertaining. We are sending someone interesting to Eurovision with an actually fun track. A small ray of sunshine.

06.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Call a Mombolonce.

05.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides

Text:

We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
Why not?
Because people are fucking idiots, Paul.
They're just... incredibly stupid.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1043 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
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05.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
eBay advert for a HONDA POWERED PLATE COMPACTOR WACKER FULLY ASSEMBLED COMPACTION GX160 5.5HP

Β£669.00

eBay advert for a HONDA POWERED PLATE COMPACTOR WACKER FULLY ASSEMBLED COMPACTION GX160 5.5HP Β£669.00

Ok, fine, Honda may have an alternative application for this year's PU then:

05.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can all agree that, ideally, an engine shouldn't shake apart any and all components that it's attached to, but especially not the driver.

05.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed it, but there were a few episodes I found a bit tedious and ended up just reading a synopsis instead, the musical episode was one of them. Plus I did get fed up of everyone having to have some sort of tragic backstory, once I got past that though, plenty to enjoy!

05.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Skateboard stop-motion

04.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 737 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9
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A while ago @spraypopmusic.com invited people to remix their track Hammered In An Airport and I started to have a crack at something. Can't remember why I was aiming for a sort of 90s generic dance anthem but anyway, here's a snippet. Should have sent this to @ricardoautobahn.co.uk at the time.

04.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " Alt: Cartoon characters from the Disney film, Eldorado, are looking at each other say: "Both?" "Both?" Together: "Both is good"
04.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never underestimate the likelihood that the bot you're communicating with is actually some bod sat in front of a workstation several thousand miles away!

04.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah you’ve definitely won Bluesky today πŸ˜†

03.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Snippet from YouTube screenshot of video:
"New for 2026! Straight Line Mode and Overtake Mode" by Chainbear. Alongside the video information there is a little icon of a person with some audio waves coming from them and the word "dubbed" next to it.

Snippet from YouTube screenshot of video: "New for 2026! Straight Line Mode and Overtake Mode" by Chainbear. Alongside the video information there is a little icon of a person with some audio waves coming from them and the word "dubbed" next to it.

Mine's telling me it's "dubbed", but it's doing it automatically/by default and it's definitely now coming through in stereo (having been RHS only).

PS Good to have you back on video!

03.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is crying while sitting in a stadium . Alt: Gif of a baby, seemingly celebrating/cheering in an exuberant sitting in a stadium. It's a older gif, but it checks out.

LFG

03.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
New for 2026! Straight Line Mode and Overtake Mode
New for 2026! Straight Line Mode and Overtake Mode YouTube video by Chain Bear

Anyway where was I...?

youtu.be/LnG8nJO_WQI

03.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 24
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I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

03.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 867 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 39
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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

03.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10