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Professional programmer, aspiring writer, and sometimes solo game developer. Designer of "The Amateur Deity Society": https://store.steampowered.com/app/3241070/The_Amateur_Deity_Society/

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Starting to see rumors about Windows 12, so here's a comprehensive list of everything I miss about Windows since switching to Linux Mint on my primary system last year:

Nothing.
Nada.
Not a damn thing.

#Linux #Windows #Microsoft

04.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up, babe, new commercial for Linux just dropped

04.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

if you try to forget that

"why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."

is THE go-to example of an overused unfunny joke, it's actually a pretty good anti-joke. i think the biggest thing going against it for my generation is we first heard it at age 5 instead of like, 13.

03.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The slow replacement of actual websites with real content written by humans with slop optimized for advertising the skeeviest industries is deeply depressing.

03.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10 COOKIES = (INT(RND(1) * 100 + .5))
20 PRINT "HOW MANY COOKIES I NEED"
30 PRINT "FOR SURVIVAL TODAY: "; COOKIES

The #C64 computer has spoken. Time to visit a grocery store.

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Important message to everyone on the internet: I do not care what ChatGPT says. If you cite ChatGPT in an article or post, I will to stop reading and consider everything I've read to that point to be random noise, i.e. refrain from assuming it has any correlation with reality, positive or negative.

28.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

13.01.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 10180 πŸ” 3805 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 66
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Favourite cinema signs

23.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2193 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 35

You have my attention.

23.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LF @godotengine.org #gamedev in the Philippines

Hello! Some colleagues of mine are looking for a part-time Godot developer for their game demo. This is paid work, remote, flexible hours (~20 hrs per week). The project is a game about the life of Filipino seafarers and the challenges they face (1/2)

23.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Team USA carry Johnny Gaudreau’s jersey around the ice after winning Olympic gold in emotional tribute: β€˜He’s here with us in spirit’ Johnny Gaudreau wasn't physically on the ice for Team USA in their Gold Medal Game triumph over Canada at the 2026 Winter…

Team USA carry Johnny Gaudreau’s jersey around the ice after winning Olympic gold in an emotional tribute: "He’s here with us in spirit"

22.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a beautiful tree.

22.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Megan Keller scores unbelievable overtime goal to deliver Team USA women gold medal at 2026 Winter Olympics Team USA's women's Olympic hockey team is officially golden once again. The Americans prevailed in overtime through an unbelievable goal from defenseman…

Megan Keller scores unbelievable overtime goal to deliver Team USA women gold medal at 2026 Winter Olympics

19.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

18.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 12483 πŸ” 3367 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 147
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saw some people saying they couldn't find this pack again after seeing it on sale before, well, it's back on sale so click the link, share the post and tell your friends so they can find the pack!!
moonanagames.itch.io/80-songs-pack

#gamedev #musicsky #vtuber

25.11.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Adventure game logic at its finest! πŸ˜„

This is one of my favorite moments in this episode!

Note: Nimm BΓΌcherregal means "take bookshelf" in German.

Scene from Maniac Mansion Mania Episode 4 – Mimikry der Emotionen by DasJan (2005).

#adventure #adventuregame #game

15.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone buy Bulbapedia a beer

14.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bulbapedia logo. A stylized Bulbasaur bulb with a light green color and darker green overlay of a PokΓ© Ball

The Bulbapedia logo. A stylized Bulbasaur bulb with a light green color and darker green overlay of a PokΓ© Ball

Today is the 21st anniversary of Bulbapedia!

Created on December 21, 2004 as part of Bulbagarden, it opened to the public on February 14, 2005.

Thank you to everyone who enjoys using our site!

https://bulbapedia.b...
https://bulbapedia.b...

14.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

For sure. I think a major percentage of people who've launched a game are just checking to see it installed correctly, and then close it right away with the intent of getting to it eventually.

12.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still not a big fan of game achievements generally, but it's nice as a dev to be able to check the percentages on Steam and see that hey, someone beat the game today. Great feeling.
#gamedev

12.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Your newborn has excellent taste!

08.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching PokΓ©mon streamers fail a quiz question about the Heavy Ball modifier by guessing 2x/3x/4x is giving me a real β€œAverage PokΓ©mon streamer probably only knows the catch rate modifiers of the main few balls, and Heavy Balls, of course” moment

07.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part about having a game that's escaped containment (read: "Is up for download") is having to balance the sentiments "I need to push the patch for this bug right the hell now" and "I need to be methodical about this so I don't break anything else in the process."

#gamedev #solodev

07.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moral of the story is that if you have the hubris to put an autosave in your game, make sure part of your testing ritual is to quit the game and load the autosave over and over and over at random points.

07.02.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This phantom race condition I've been struggling to diagnose seems NOT be a race condition, rather the game autosaving where it shouldn't, which breaks things if the player quits at the wrong time then loads the autosave.

At least, I hope there isn't ALSO a race condition.

#gamedev #solodev

07.02.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been playing the Humongous junior adventures with my four year old. They're so good. Funny, charming, beautifully animated, and with great lead characters that are excellent role models for kids. Tami and co did an incredible job on them, and I hope to shine a light on that in the documentary.

07.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaah, I need to finish season 2 so I can listen to this!!

The only reason I don't call the Digi-Bowl a singularly weird event in TV history is that there were somehow two of them

05.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This cover of FM Towns #ZakMcKracken still bugs me. We got Fujitsu to put more clothes on Annie Larris, but they wouldn't change the damsel in distress/fawning pose. I made sure to make all the women in Zak to be self-sufficient, strong, smart, problem-solving, and this totally went against that.

05.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a secret animation hidden in the data files for Freddi Fish and the Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds where Freddi lets Eddie eat Luther. Artist Tom Verre drew this one day to let off steam. You can enable it by modifying the game's HEINI file.

01.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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soloGameDevThings

01.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0