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Coffee Porter Jr.

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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda

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George Woker Bush and his father, the late George Her/they Woker Bush

06.03.2026 17:36 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Daily Wire production where the rogue antifa oompa-loompas (unacceptably unhappy in slavery) defeat Willy Woka and all five kids split the factory (none of them did anything wrong besides stealing fizzy lifting drinks)

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s 80° and sunny out here and my internal monologue is a bunch of Sam Kinison noises

06.03.2026 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“two minutes after the IP goes public domain” type

06.03.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the posting lotus going "man," on inhale and "what," on exhale

27.09.2025 15:49 👍 64 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Rare interior view of the Posting Lotus, the enchanted lotus where I think up my posts

26.10.2025 19:29 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

SUSIE WILES:

06.03.2026 17:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

throwing his heart to the defense

06.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Steelers QB room of rodgler, geno, and the reindeer

06.03.2026 16:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no this is about the Geno that’s *leaving* Vegas

06.03.2026 16:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

KENNY PICKETT TIME

06.03.2026 16:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.07.2024 18:34 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

the angels, aka Molly Jolly’s Basebally Folly

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cheerwine’s silence is deafening

06.03.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the sun drop thunderstorm in the youtube thumbnail really makes it pop

06.03.2026 15:42 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

MITTERAND: you see, the tradition when eating farfetch’d is to cover your head with a napkin, in order to hide your shame from any gods who may be watching from above

ASH KETCHUM: no way!

06.03.2026 14:45 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

they could never make me hate this opinion

06.03.2026 14:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

filling a pokeball with brandy before using it to capture farfetch’d, creating Ortolan 2, which is somehow received as less humane than making them fight each other

06.03.2026 14:40 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
06.03.2026 14:33 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

Gallego?

06.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mar-a-lago isn’t technically a city, is it

06.03.2026 00:11 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this one is canon because of Alan Jackson making a Luigi sound in the song

05.03.2026 20:35 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

markwayne has to start facesmash looksmaxxing so he can be ICE Ken

05.03.2026 19:51 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Super surreal, all the cops asked prepared questions about working with dhs and/or big buckets of flattery. Noem at one point mentioned attending an event with Trump on Saturday - guess we'll see if that's still on the books!

05.03.2026 19:43 👍 71 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

did one of these cops just hit on her

05.03.2026 19:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

throwing this press conference on in case someone tells her

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Athletic Director move

05.03.2026 19:18 👍 98 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

DHS secretary from Oklahoma named Markwayne. Who writes this shit, Joe Dante?

05.03.2026 18:47 👍 81 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Designated Post June 1st move won’t clear much cap space

05.03.2026 18:21 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

*pointing*

05.03.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0