The shortlist for my new name was Sylvia, Bianca, and Stella. But I named my Rock Band drummer Stella, then I named my late cat Stella, so I figured: May as well name myself Stella
Mayor Dingus. How could you
computer, piss me off
I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake
Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/
It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".
you could not pay me to go to dubai even on the most peaceful day the world has ever known. i would not be caught dead there. literally if someone said here's one million dollars but you have to spend it in dubai i'd be like, thanks but no thanks
I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed
@barnabyedwards.bsky.social not entirely sure what's going on here but i feel i should probably bring it to your attention
no idea how this happened but on big finish's spotify in their "Textbook Stuff" audiobook of "The Pit and the Pendulum and Other Macabre Tales", the final third of the title story has been replaced with a house music track called Burning Love by some artist called Rebeka Brown
Especially bad when you're listening to the audiobook of like The PIt and Pendulum and it opens with over half a minute of the narrator just speaking Latin
I hate when some 19th century novel opens with an epigraph in Latin. Am I just meant to speak that? And you gotta remember they didn't even have Google Translate back then either.
When Chris Morris said, of a then recent poll that voted Enoch Powell "the greatest user of English", "it's like voting Ayrton Senna as the best user of cruise control", in his live radio show, only a month after Senna's death, that, to me, was DarkWoke
one of the funniest and cutest things is when you're doing a bit and you think your autistic girlfriend doesn't get it by how she responded so you fill her in on the joke and she says, "i know! *i* was doing a bit and playing along!" and then you realize you out-autist'd her lmao
smashed that backing button like nobody's business
Legally changing my name to a single null character
you ever notice how in those richard curtis style romantic period dramas, if the characters are attending some event, it will always be some genteel musical performance or light hearted village revel? they never seem to have a meet cute at like a bear baiting or public execution or heretic burning.
My cat rae hanging out in the kitchen. Standing in a very dignified way and looking just above the camera
Having a rough day? Look at my baby.
that's so cute
I hate gendered washrooms because I hate that I have to try and guess where I'm less likely to be hate crimed.
Degender all washrooms.
Trans liberation now. 🏳️⚧️
the fact that asking what you said makes them angrier cause they assume you're grilling them rather than literally just asking is the worst part. how the fuck am i meant to learn?
That one old shaggy dog story about the guy who finds that anyone he says the words "purple flowers" to immediately goes into a murderous rage and nobody will explain why is what talking to neurotypicals is like.
It's so funny that Doug Walker's Demo Reel has a joke about the idea of Hamlet being a trans woman and it's clearly something Doug put in as the most ridiculous thing he could think of but fully accidentally chose a real and not even especially rare reading of Hamlet.
perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates
as a pragmatic revolutionary defeatist: this fucking rules, lmfao
if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime
Kristi Noem found tragically alive after concern at her distraught state over her firing
the devs on this web site are unable to refrain from insulting the gross freaks who use it, pure professionalism from the team responsible for such classics as "waffles!" & also 'head of T&S banning the user who caught them faving teen porn on main'
