In this moment of #sendbarron, if the President's son chose this moment to transfer to West Point, and if the President's social media team hinted that the President hated it but Barron insisted, then we would be on a path to have President Trump in 30 years. But I think that will not happen.
Don't forget: last fall we set our moral and ethical clocks back, effectively regressing into the past. But this Sunday we move into a bright and hopeful future.
It's so embarrassing that everyone is making such a big deal out of that thing on his neck when it's probably just a Putin hickey
Noem's out, and when someone is out with an uncertain future we say "I wouldn't even want them elected to be dog-catcher", and in this case that is even more true than is usual
Oh goodness, let's blame anything but, you know, the possibility that rock is not very good right now
Our President, aka The Oaf of Office, now says he will endorse either Cornyn or Paxton and pressure the other to drop out. But he won't say which; we'll find out later. In other words, he thinks we are still taping a season of The Apprentice. Nobody tell him otherwise.
Here's your periodic reminder that when you say things like "a black woman candidate can't win in Texas", that's the most self-fulfilling prophecy possible, and maybe when you say that, perhaps there's a piece of you saying "I'm uncomfortable with that kind of candidate".
Dude if you don't know you're not going to find the answer in the pages of Reader's Effing Digest
"Once the rockets are up who cares where they come down / that's not my department" says Markwayne von Braun
Trump says their candidates for taking over control of Iran were accidentally erased, but I think like everything else this is a smokescreen. There never was a plan for taking over, never was a pretense of forming one, because that's not something this admin cares about.
I know a person loudly bemoaning that we got here because everyone else was unwilling to vote for a woman. This same person has also loudly defended Israeli actions in Gaza as nothing at all like a genocide. We got here because society made bad decisions, and we are all part of that society.
This must be some new definition of 'war-stopping' with which I was previously unfamiliar
(ESHR)
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I'm sure our dumb President will look directly at the Blood Moon during the total eclipse and become a werewolf, on top of everything else, Jesus Christ
STOP CALLING ME OLD
One time - just one time - I'd like to have to hold my nose and vote for a candidate to the left of me. They're always to the right of me. And I'm nowhere near the leftest person.
Yes, he of the Eyebeam comics
This all very much reminds me of Sam Hurt's sketchbooks
I remember when our image of secretive billionaire society was when they rolled down their limos' windows and asked each other for fancy mustard, only in hindsight that was definitely coded gay sex solicitation and OMG ya'll we had the 80's totally twisted
TAREEFFS, DON'T LIKE 'EM - ROCK the cash box, ROCK the cash box
"Democrats plan counter-programming during Trump's State of the Union" -- hopefully featuring Vanilla Ice and select audience carefully chosen from a bus terminal
I don't know why we're spending all this money buying warehouses for concentration camps when in under a year America will be littered with vacant AI data centers, which come already provided with access control and no bathrooms
It's time for a Longest Yard pastiche involving children imprisoned by ICE, and freeze-tag
Any airport named for the President should be the International Donald J Trump (IDJT) Airport with IJT as its three letter code.
I wish I was better with image editing so I could do some face-swapping to get Kid Rick and Rocky Martin
Horrorshow!
The Epstein concern I currently have is that the island wasn't a kompromat operation run by the Russians but by our own CIA, that decades of Presidents knew of it and approved it, and that many names not in the files will also be exposed as monstrous. But even if so - burn it all down.
The DJIA is not the economy. The DJIA is a pretty good barometer of the portion of the working class's labor that has been extracted by the ruling class, because that's where executive profits come from. The DJIA is not always the opposite of how labor is doing, but it is when the split is lopsided.
