mattitations

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

this is true. I bought my giant kalimba when I was stone cold sober

thinking very much of you ❤️

sounds like my new game, donkey kontributory negligence

“violent and destructive asian carp”? tell you hasn’t seen zootopia without telling me you haven’t seen zootopia

don’t forget: oversized (clown) shoes!

lego hair bastard

and it will make you cry tears of goofy goo joy

nope. that’s why we see willie every time he comes to town

and when I reach the other side 🚀

me seeing fight club in 1999: this movie rules

me thinking about fight club in 2026: I’m not working on a fuckin farm

first rule of fight cloud!

“look when we threw the ring into mount doom and defeated sauron, we had no idea that sauron jr. would take over mordor.”

my only regret is we didn’t get a tour guide

we went to pompeii in january and I was blown away (no pun intended) 10/10 big recommend

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

dude looks like he asked for the kid n play

(complimentary)

predator: badlands is an incredibly silly movie

living in the future, fam

ladies and gentlemen… the weekend

I love it when I solve a problem the exact same way I previously solved it and then completely forgot why I did it that way.

past matt isn’t always a total dumbass

I got on our air walk exercise machine for the first time in months yesterday and today and I forgot how much I love it

I had been thinking about joining a gym again but with time constraints and cost I figured I should just use the stuff we have at home

and it was great!

the propped up corpses of rumsfeld and cheney seen being weekend-at-berniesed into the situation tent

okay but what about when we invade poland?

hey happy happy birthday!

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roses are red
violets are surreal

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the dude has a phd in music theory.

this is what the anti-liberal arts fascists want to take from us