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He/Him because it makes some people mad.

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This is the exact same model my local playground has.

07.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh and the merry go round that was frankly dangerous. God that was fun.

07.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's wild because in the early 2000s the play set still left around from the 70s with metal slides and the sea saw you could really get cooking were the fun ones.

07.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete seems more like the kind to take the cowards way out

07.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you know something absolutely stupid is going to happen in the next 24 hours.

07.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao the furry storyline in the pitt

07.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just diddle with code and know better.

06.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still think the worst decision was pulling him.

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't there a guy that got a Ben bernanke tattoo?

06.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting in a car with the words `` tank is below empty '' above them . ALT: two men are sitting in a car with the words `` tank is below empty '' above them .

We, as a country, are now the carsales man in the ride when Kramer is taking the test drive.

06.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goldduck is served like peaking duck

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again " ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "
06.03.2026 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4379 ๐Ÿ” 882 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 227

Idk there is something about finding the person you used to work with who could barely add is the director analytical to some fintech company makes me wish I could short them

06.03.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First owner of a dell 3gen i5 did health care actuarial work for me, and is now my plex server.

06.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My grandfather was like 6'4 and 150 pounds when he enlisted in 1943 at 29. Like sticks and bones.

06.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 152 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big breakfast is more my style.

06.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a big arch for lunch lol

06.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't rand Paul's son fucking his neighbor wife? I remember some rumors of this.

06.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want McDonald's for breakfast.

06.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea that's the drunk high guy talking about sports at the bar in a weird weird way.

05.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nvidia reportedly working on RTX 5050 with 9GB of VRAM on a 96-bit bus, featuring 28 Gbps GDDR7 modules โ€” RTX 5060 with cut-down GB205 GPU also planned Moving away from 8GB GDDR6 modules.

www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

05.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A 5090 with 9 GB of ram? Lmao

05.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta think more cult of the operator, grandpa is gonna get a lot of navy seals killed.

05.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantasy model are usually just taking some weird Bayesian assumptions and juicing them with news and personal preferences. They are basically using the like yahoo stats and picks.

05.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking agree with him like 80% of the time but his force in American politics is toxic in a way that is so off-putting in the same way as trump that is just like go away. Go retire old man.

05.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude thinks he is Paul wellstone and is closer to Dennis kunnich.

05.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also weird because it feels like a position of that there are dozens of us. Like when he goes I might celebrate like trump.

05.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk this guy who took a honeymoon to Moscow during the Cold war might be a huge piece of shit. My Spidey sense is doing something.

05.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go study mathematics and programming isn't really sexy.

05.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0