Jacob's Avatar

Jacob

@jakeloser

zillenial dad. sports (chargers, sf giants, sac kings) CA he/him

614
Followers
358
Following
433
Posts
18.10.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Jacob @jakeloser

fuck me, I might be a Tom Steyer guy

19.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Abolition, Amnesty, Decriminalization, Open Borders You may not believe immigration restrictions are racist, but racists believe immigration restrictions are racist.

β€œI know of no rights of race superior to the rights of humanity, and when there is a supposed conflict between human and national rights, it is safe to go the side of humanity.” - Frederick Douglass www.liberalcurrents.com/abolition-am...

11.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this guy should try stroke smashing to fix his brain structure

11.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PAC rules everything around me

11.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, fair analogy. But my issues are not with the bullpen, my issues are with Ryan Walker in the 9th inning. Again, irrationally.

11.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I agree with that, and I am definitely not in favor of spending big money on a closer. It's just that I prefer Walker as an 8th inning guy. The closer position just occupies an irrational space in my brain

11.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm concerned about the nice man being our closer again.

11.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

heading into the 2026 giants baseball season, my only real concern is I have an irrational hatred of Ryan Walker

11.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is correct. Logan's awfulness compliments Rory's awfulness perfectly

11.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
How Evil Laser Pointer Theory Explains the World Scandals of seismic proportions are everywhere. We are all cats.

I wrote about how they're getting away with it

11.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.

11.02.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 8113 πŸ” 1451 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 54

once you realize most politcal discourse issues are just people that appear to not actually have jobs that are glued to thier phones that think political media strategy could be invented/dispersed instantly after you saw a thing, it makes it alot easier to not get upset

11.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I was too much of a coward to speak up before. But now that it has reached national attention, and I've seen others share and vocalize the same feelings, I am finally able to plainly state the truth:

that geese album is the worst shit I ever heard, what the fuck are you people talking about

26.01.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

engaging with someone who can't read to encourage Discourse

11.02.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I agree on all that, which is why he has my vote. Good candidate, seemingly best qualified, just like Warren.

But I'm also not aware of any concrete plans he has, and he's polling in like 5th place. Less plans and less juice.

11.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine a general election with 60M door knockers

11.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Xavier Becerra: imagine Liz Warren, but with less planning and less juice

And just like Liz Warren, he has my vote and is also doomed.

11.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

house rep with past and present anger issues, Katie Porter?

"progressive" billionaire Tom Steyer??

no juice anywhere to be seen???

11.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we need more CA gov discourse on here. right now I'm thinking Becerra but also he feels like the Luis Arraez of candidates

11.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

married to a former D1 water polo player and the threat of being pelted with balled-up socks is ever present

11.02.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

10.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3894 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 9

Seems like a great time for the government to be wall-to-wall with the message 'if you see a masked, armed goon with no visible identification pushing a grandmother into an unmarked van DO NOT INTERVENE OR PHOTOGRAPH THEM'

10.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

it is actually illegal to host a large party in Fresno and not serve tri-tip

10.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Zac Gallen was the subject of my first ever bluesky skeet so I want the Giants to sign him for that reason alone

10.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look at how far Vrabel has to lean in to reach Campbell's T-Rex arms

10.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, man. this is just game over right here. and I am the only one smart enough to see it coming.

my plan is to do nothing but post about it.

10.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy:

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles
god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

10.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 8654 πŸ” 1304 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 46

*lifting higher, beginning to spin, speaking in a hundred voices at once*

"and even moderation in moderation"

10.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*hovering in the lotus position, eyes glowing white, surrounded by my ancestral spirits*

"everything in moderation"

10.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For those familiar w/ "ARkStorm/ARk2.0" flood scenarios for California, a comparable event has been unfolding on the Iberian Peninsula. These ridiculous rainfall accumulations, caused by a long series of extremely moist atmospheric rivers, have brought widespread severe flooding to Spain & Portugal.

10.02.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12