Kyla says what?

Coming out of hibernation to say there should be an age limit for eating corn. Maybe 75 and under - possibly 65…

Ah yes, the “almost time for back to school” sickness wave seems to be hitting…. So much fun 😎

You’d think after 4 months I’d have something to say…

I do not.

Once a month I like to pop in and check things out. I’d do it more, but tbh, my sanity is hanging by a thread most days so I need less real life and more pure distraction 😎

Holy balls I have gained followers… by being silent and neglectful of my account 😂 yay, people!

5 years since I’ve
Heard your voice … miss you Mama 💕

100000%
it’s hard to break old thought patterns with thinking, almost like we were programmed to it… it seems like as I age, that part of me that used to be buried deep is clawing to get out, I see the world much different than when I was younger. I feel very middle of the pack

Holy shit is this what it feels like to
be famous?! THIRTY FIVE - yes 3-5 - followers… I’m an influencer now right?! Also Hi you all!

Do any of yall Actually have faith in your justice department at this point? More blah blah blah less doing their jobs is how it seems to the rest of the world

Yuck

I can not emphasize this enough : fuck this guy, and all the rest of them.

One of my favourite things about depression is wanting to be utterly alone in the quiet, and then feeling even more blue because you’re utterly alone and it’s quiet.

Omg kazoos, brilliant!!

Maybe I’ve been under a rock, but I just saw ol Musky boy referred to as Lex Loser and I actually cackled

Oh boy, I missed something by trying to avoid the interwebs for a few days I guess

Here’s a picture of the adorable new puppy napping while we pick up #1 from school to brighten your day

Or maybe Iceland. Or Scotland… really, any of the lands seem nice

So fucking good.

So where’s everyone going to hide from the next <too many fucking years>? I’ll be probably locked in a room ignoring the world until it just burns down around me

Every time I see or hear pp I get more uneasy about the direction we’re heading in. I hope the trauma of Trump in the us is taken as the warning sign it should be. Not a huge jt fan, but even less of a pp can. Why can’t we have decent options 😢

Kinda over the winter storm bs. We get it, winter, yaaay. Now stop pls!

The migration is very exciting to see - but I’m still
Waiting for my Riders and Oilers to make an appearance

What’s it called when you just have a headache 24/7? Not migraine level, but not just a twinge…. Fucking over it. Is it bc I’m old? It’s bc I’m old, isn’t it?

If anyone is wondering, the combination of spray paint and dish soap on the eye feels just as good as you think it might

Was you birthday yesterday? Bc if so, I totally had snow on your birthday 😫

Probably my favourite song lyric ever… right up there with “a king upon my barstool throne, a vow to never drink alone, I only drink with friends and total strangers.
I mean they’re not even remotely related, just words put together in ways I really like

Welp. We made it to November 16 before the white shit defended. And not to be eased in, we also have a snowfall warning in place… hate hate hate hate LOATHE

I don’t mean to brag, but with the massive amount of people coming to this side of the social world, I’m up to a whopping 3 followers. I know, it’s super fun I keep such a close eye on my followers as they sky rocket out of the stratosphere

Omg my gen x heart is so full now