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Lucas Sorenson

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"Only President Trump has the courage and patriotism to declare Buttercup an acting Senator. Also, he's the only President in history that was able to correctly identify a horse on an IQ test."

09.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait you're not already?!

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 1s down the board, currently. I love the new characters, and I love the twists on old characters (Sly is such a fun Silent build!)((Especially with Acid Wave and Accelerant!!))

08.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily I've been able to constrain it to just my personal time, the time I spend on the exercise bike, the time I spend with my kids, the time I'm supposed to be working, the time I would spend reading before bed, the time I spend with my wife, and the time I spend drinking my coffee in the morning

08.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a solipsist:

- my own consciousness

07.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was just common scents!

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, "huff farts" is like 30% of the medical advice that it gives out.

07.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never actually thought about that connection, but now that you point it out... If I lent you something, that means I didn't have it for a while then I got it back.

Also, any time I lend someone something, I make them buy me a donut the day before... There may be more to this than I thought!

07.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(if you're still trying to find it) You may be able to search "bio" with the quotes actually around it to specify that you want an exact match.

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Famous the whole world over, all the way from New England to The Mississippi!

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many replies were "pitches are in baseball!" 🀣

05.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can literally hear that guy saying "HNNNG" while contorting his face into that awful shape

05.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure the chorus is "OHHHH OH OHH OH OH OHHHHHH, OHHHH"

04.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Used β€” Disney Sorcere's Arena: Core Set and Expansion - The Seahorse and The Hummingbird Condition: GoodThird-hand game.From a smoke- and pet-free home.BGG page

www.seahorseandhummingbird.com/shop/used-di...

Just making sure, is this supposed to be $0?

03.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"You big box of cup noodles!" Sounds like something is yell at my cat

01.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While I don't love hearing his voice, I do appreciate that I can actually get to the voicemail box quickly. Some reps you have to sit through their whole spiel before you can leave a message.

28.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, I also want EVERY Federal Agency in the Government to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Anthropic’s technology.

27.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny, I'm the same way. There's plenty of music I don't really care for, but most country music is almost uniquely unlistenable to me.

I do like a lot of folk music, and occasionally I'm astounded that I like a song despite thinking it is "pretty country-y".

27.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that, my wife and I play a lot of co-op games to avoid that kind of thing haha. I also play a lot of games solo.

26.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you play any board games?

26.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You're telling me there's another whole shelf up there?!

23.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went through this with a different medication for my daughter. We were panicking, we simply didn't have thousands of dollars a month to keep her alive.

One of the nurses we talked to told us about a similar cheat code, so we pay like $20. I've never been so simultaneously relieved and furious.

22.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 10 o'clock on Sunday morning, and I don't even watch hockey, but I have now woken all my kids up with my groaning at the TV

22.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do like linen finish, especially a subtle one like most of ButtonShy's games. I like the linen Stonemeier rulebooks. I don't think I've come across linen that I thought detracted from the game.

That said, it's not the main indicator of deluxeness to me. I like chunky wooden tokens.

21.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Morgan Freeman's new dinosaur nature documentary is wild

"I created the dinosaur 230 million years ago in a fit of rage and hubris. It would take me over 160 million years to correct this monstrous mistake."

21.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I skip past your Discworld posts, them scroll back, thinking "who the fuck am I, not having 15 seconds to read a hand-picked Terry Pratchett quote?"

20.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying so hard to not literally wake my wife up with "Honey, wake up, SCOTUS just blocked Trump's tariffs."

20.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHN! CALM DOWN! JUST CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! JUST CALM DOWN!

20.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! βš”οΈ

New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.

Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?

19.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1395 πŸ” 536 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 177

The 1910 bonus webisode is pretty much essential and should have been included in the movie to begin with

18.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0